Author Topic: when do you die? God is here too/dam game!  (Read 4698 times)

I sings him a song

Me:
 SIGNS OF LOVE
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 OVERSHADOWED BY DREAM
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 BABY DON'T WORRY CAUSE YOU AIAAAAAINT ALONE
God:
Don't call me "Baby".  I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
Me:
 ALL IN TIME RUNNING IN DAYS WITHOUT NIGHTS
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 TEEEARS PASS THRU
God:
Do you still  speak  BUTTNUGGET?
Me:
 HE SAID "IM THE ONE WHOS GOT TO LEAVE"
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
 I SAID "NOBODYS GOT TO LEAVE CUZ"
God:
What did you mean by  it?  I do not understand.
Me:
 "I DONT HEAR AN EXPLANATION"
God:
Try adjusting the volume control.
Me:
 "ALL I NEED IS ADMIRATION"
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 BIG FRUSTERATION
God:
Compare that to small  FRUSTERATION.
Me:
 ..BRO
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  NOBODYS GOT TO LEAVE CUZ.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 HE GOES "LIFES SHORT SO WE GAVE IT A SHOT"
God:
I get it.  Jesus  GOES LIFES SHORT SO WE GAVE IT A SHOT.
Me:
 "BUT IT DIDNT WORK HONEY, CUZ"
God:
Did it really?
Me:
 "WE HAD A LOT GOING ON AND ON AND ON"
God:
What happened to  it?
Me:
 SIGNS OF LOVE OVERSHADOWED BY DREAMS
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 BABY DONT WORRY CUZ
God:
Don't call me "Baby".  I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
Me:
 YOU AAAAINT ALONE
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  ILL said I AAAAINT ALONE.
Me:
 ALL IN TIME DAYS WITHOUT NIGHTS
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 TEEEARS PASS THROUGH
God:
Are you free?
Me:
 EVERYTIME LOOK AT THE PICTURE IN THE FRAME
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 GAZE IN FASCINATION
God:
In the context of  EVERYTIME LOOK AT THE PICTURE IN THE FRAME, I don't understand " GAZE IN FASCINATION." .
Me:
 SOOO HARD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 YOU STILL THINK THERE IS NOTHING BUT LOVE
God:
Maybe.
Me:
 RAAAAAIN
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 STILL FALLLLS
God:
Still how long?  That is a very unusual color.

"How many packs a day? Like a chimney!"

Oh god lol

EDIT: Ha bitches I beat you all.
You will live to be 85 years, 9 months and 16 days old!

25687 Days, 12 Hours, 58 Minutes

EDIT2: Didnt beat Trifax and Skip.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 12:52:42 AM by Funnelcakes »

Only 88 years to go! マホ~

Didnt beat Trifax and Skip.

forgetyea. Hell, I'm even kinda fat. Well, all my fat goes to my stomach so I'm always sucking in, otherwise I'd look like your mom, except with arms and legs. But, my mom teaches fitness and I bike a lot so i guess that counts for something...

I'm gonna die in August 2075.

Not gonna catch another century :C

"You will live to be 80 years, 7 months and 4 days old!"

Also, had to post this conversation:

Quote
Me:
 face
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 face
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 face
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 face
God:
Are we still talking about  face?
Me:
 face
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 face
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 face
God:
I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  face?
Me:
 face
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 face
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 face
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 face
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 face
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 face
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  face.  But I did not get that.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 01:38:08 AM by slimabob »

I die on Wednesday, 25th May 2078
at age 80

You will live to be 80 years, 7 months and 4 days old!

hue

I will live until 87! I will live for 87 years, 7 months and 11 days!

anyone try the game yet???

You will live to be 80 years, 7 months and 1 days old!

You will live to be 77 years, 7 months and 3 days old!
taken from us on
Tuesday 16th January 2074



Me:
 Are you real
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
 That's not what I meant.
God:
What exactly did you mean?
Me:
 Do you exist in heaven
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
 when will I die
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at  Deathclock.com.
Me:
 WHEN WILL I DIE
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at  Deathclock.com.
Me:
 SCREW THAT
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
 I DON'T CARE
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 NOTING
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 YOU ARE AN IDIOTIC AI
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAA
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  AAAAAAAAA.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  AAAAAAAAAAAAA.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Sure,  AAAAAAAAAAAAAA sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 A computer
God:
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me:
 I hate you and life, you stupid bot
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.  What do you have against robots?
Me:
 Your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 ...
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 SCREW YOU
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
 I DON'T GIVE A RIP
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Nothing.

I HATE GOD

Me: I killed my hamster
God: Call an authority
Me: why?
God: I don't know that's all I could think of
Me: Lol you da man God
« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 11:07:00 PM by Tacticalsniper355 »

Oh... My... God! I will live:

You will live to be 173 years, 3 months and 10 days old!

wtffff? i put on my results, and got 77 years. Put on a chain smoking alchoholic, got 91 years. forget YOU