How to make a successfull pop song

[Azzurolix]

replace drums with clapping hands

have excessive acoustic guitar

have black guy rap about love

singer sings like a cat in heat

???

profit

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

yaaaay!

have black guy rap about love

noooo!

[Trifax]

replace drums with black guys

have excessive black guitar

have black guy rap about black guys

black guy sings like a black guy in heat

???

profit

[Azzurolix]

tribal, but lol'd anyway.

[Trifax]

It's not tribal, it just references black guys a lot. Hell, you wrote it. Calling yourself tribal? Weird...

[Azzurolix]

It's not tribal, it just references black guys a lot. Hell, you wrote it. Calling yourself tribal? Weird...

Well, I can bear white guys rapping more than black guys rapping, EG i'd rather listen to Eminem instead of Puff Diddly. That is if somebody drugged me into listening somebody rap.

[Aphtonites]

or

FOR GIRLS

pretend you're the top of fashion, and wear random crap just to be "original"
replace drums with synthesizer
make the song about you loving the listener.
sound like a brat.
???
profit.

[Azzurolix]

Generally, for girls, step 3 is all you could possibly need.

[Marcem]

ARK Music Factory?

[Ronin]

have black guy rap about love

That's R&B, sorry.

or

FOR GIRLS

pretend you're the top of fashion, and wear random crap just to be "original"
replace drums with synthesizer
make the song about you loving the listener.
sound like a brat.
???
profit.

synth owns forget off lil baby

[Azzurolix]

It's R&B alright, but since the song is 75% percent pop, they label it as pop.

[Ronin]

It's R&B alright, but since the song is 75% percent pop, they label it as pop.

I wouldn't really argue with that, but a statistic that's interesting to note is that it's around 90% autotune.

[Azzurolix]

I wouldn't really argue with that, but a statistic that's interesting to note is that it's around 90% autotune.

Autotune is not a genre in itself, it's just the enhancing of audio with the use of computers.

[Ronin]

Autotune is not a genre in itself, it's just the enhancing of audio with the use of computers.

Great, thanks for the definition. I meant R&B is 90% autotuned versus vocals without.

Time to argue syntax?

[Azzurolix]

Great, thanks for the definition. I meant R&B is 90% autotuned versus vocals without.

Well, next time be specific :o

Time to argue syntax?

Nah, I just made some dude delete his profile in a huge hissyfit on Funnyjunk. Was funny :D