So check it. We all know melee weapons are awesome because they're silent, don't consume ammo, have awesome instant-kill attacks, and they do stuff tons of damage. But you know what the problem with melee weapons is?
YOU CAN'T loving SNIPE WITH THEM GOD DAMNSo here, I've designed a knife that would help with ninjas and melee enthusiasts looking to camp the rooftops with a weapon that can be used in any situation, behold:
With this baby, you'd be able to melee zombies and infedels from across maps, hell, maybe you'll be able to hit someone on another server if you're that badass. You guys can thank me for this awesome idea by filling my inbox with morphine and love letters and stuff.