Author Topic: Post-Apocalyptic Planning  (Read 28250 times)

Excellent. I will now retreat to my bunker, any private diplomatic issues are more than welcome to be directed towards my personal mail nexus [forum inbox].


Chicken for dinner. Blagh

Ima gonna do some bench presses.



The deed is done, welcome to an alliance with Incommodum Cliente, and prepare for glory.
GRAAAGH, WHEN DO WE KILL THE ENEMY?

We will attack once the Overlord says so.

My mercenaries are standing by prepared to assist allied soldiers under attack.

We have successfully captured FairField.

Now attacking Oregon.

We will attack once the Overlord says so.
LORD ELIPHAS WANTS US TO KILLLLL,


KIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

We have successfully captured FairField.

Now attacking Oregon.

Sending assistance.

We have just dragged a wardrobe out of the ocean. Upon opening it, a British soldier of ours got sucked in. We are led to believe its Narnia.

But, we need to capture Oregon before sending troops into Narnia. The purple bedazzling beads will protect us from being raped by centaurs.

I will be there shortly with Draco's men and our own.(Oregon)

The next logical step would have been to destroy the wardrobe

Oregon seems to be flooded with purple,m249 wielding,ugly mutants.Fun