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Author Topic: DELVE [Game]  (Read 23608 times)

stuff, I didn't think of that.
Shadowed, train the gun on the door and be ready to shoot anything hostile that come through the door. Don't just shoot. It might turn out to be friendly.
>Prepare my bow
Donro, I don't give a forget what you do, just prepare yourself

the door to the barracks flies open, and you find yourself looking at a massive ogre! he hefts a battleaxe and grunts under its weight. he to has blank eyes.

too* as in 'also'
brb

You find me sitting in the corner mumbling about pens. I then take a swig of hard ale and stuff my pants.

o_0

your supposed fight it, not get stoned.

>Charles booze powers activate, his power is increased by 1/2

EAT MAH FUAWKIN HAWPS!

>Charles throws hops at the ogre, causing it to become intoxicated.

the ogre eats the hops. he stumbles around drunkenly before righting himself. then you realize. you forgot the barley and yeast!

>Grabs hard ale can and shakes it up, then pulls the cap off with his teeth and throws it at the ogre, the can explodes.

ale grenade!

the ogre is reduced to half health. he runs towards you, bowling over shadowed and knocking the lightnig gun out of his hands.

>Grabs mr. stabby and stabs the ogre in the foot.

HYAAAAAAA! YEW WON'T BE FAWKIN WITH MR STABBEH ANYMOAR, VILL YA?

you viscously stab the ogre untill it dies.
then you go to sleep. all this drunken rage made you tired.
just wait untill 6:00 to post again, then youll be awake.

stuff, I didn't think of that.
Shadowed, train the gun on the door and be ready to shoot anything hostile that come through the door. Don't just shoot. It might turn out to be friendly.
>Prepare my bow
Donro, I don't give a forget what you do, just prepare yourself
Umad at me?
> search the ogre.

the ogre has nothing but his massive battleaxe.

>Pickup lightning gun and kick the ogre.

>Wakes up

AWW WHAT HE forget!??

>Looks at ogre

>Grabs battleaxe