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but you're gay.
 :cookieMonster:




Out, you ruined the matureness. Please get out of our perfectly mature discussion. Now would anyone fancy some toast? *puts on a monocle and  tophat*

I would like toast. French toast.

*accidentally brushes toast of table*
My lord, god bless the toas- BUTTERED SIDE UP AGAIN? *monocle falls into soup and explodes* * top hat falls down and flattens and wrinkles* *formal tie falls of and lands in drink* *pocket watch falls out of pocket and shatters on floor* *whole table bursts into flames*
« Last Edit: March 16, 2011, 08:40:50 PM by TristanLuigi »

I'm not a fan of waffles, really.
I do like my pancakes, but even then, I don't like them all the time.
They get a bit too much for me.

If there were a few breakfasts I could eat a lot though, as in, most every day, it would be simple things like cereals and toast, and also a nice English Cooked Breakfast - Bacon, sausages, Egg, Mushrooms, Tomato and Hashbrowns (Although I personally don't like them). Something like Spaghetti Hoops goes nice with it too, though. :3 And Bread.

Out, you ruined the matureness. Please get out of our perfectly mature discussion. Now would anyone fancy some toast? *puts on a monocle and  tophat*

if you were smart enough, in proper english, a gay is a ciggarette.
or is that a cigarette?  :cookieMonster:

I'm not a fan of waffles, really.
I do like my pancakes, but even then, I don't like them all the time.
They get a bit too much for me.

If there were a few breakfasts I could eat a lot though, as in, most every day, it would be simple things like cereals and toast, and also a nice English Cooked Breakfast - Bacon, sausages, Egg, Mushrooms, Tomato and Hashbrowns (Although I personally don't like them). Something like Spaghetti Hoops goes nice with it too, though. :3 And Bread.
What about an Egg-Sausage-English Muffin? With cheese inside of course, and what kind of insane sir could forget bacon?

if you were smart enough, in proper english, a gay is a ciggarette.
or is that a cigarette?  :cookieMonster:
That's not proper English.
cigarette is slang, which in England is typically referring to a cigarrete.
Gay in proper English, is meaning joyful or colourful or homoloveual.

Out, you ruined the matureness. Please get out of our perfectly mature discussion. Now would anyone fancy some toast? *puts on a monocle and  tophat*
I'm not a fan of waffles, really.
I do like my pancakes, but even then, I don't like them all the time.
They get a bit too much for me.

If there were a few breakfasts I could eat a lot though, as in, most every day, it would be simple things like cereals and toast, and also a nice English Cooked Breakfast - Bacon, sausages, Egg, Mushrooms, Tomato and Hashbrowns (Although I personally don't like them). Something like Spaghetti Hoops goes nice with it too, though. :3 And Bread.
Because your monocle fell into soup and exploded.
Sorry, but you're not actually being funny here.

What about an Egg-Sausage-English Muffin?
They're alright, but I'm not always keen on cooked meat muffins. I like the looks of a Breakfast on a plate and the ability to put whatever I want with whatever I want.

The forget you want me to do? Post a 5 paragraph post about why I like waffles?
I was criticizing the OP.

That's not proper English.
cigarette is slang, which in England is typically referring to a cigarrete.
Gay in proper English, is meaning joyful or colourful or homoloveual.
Nothing to say

Sorry, but you're not actually being funny here.
That was a different thread.

They're alright, but I'm not always keen on cooked meat muffins. I like the looks of a Breakfast on a plate and the ability to put whatever I want with whatever I want.
Odd, I usually have to mix the food up to achieve a good taste, especially with eggs.

Yes.
 :cookieMonster:

Ok. :c



   Why do I like waffles? The answer is simple: they are delicious.
But let us take a moment to consider the humble waffle. Lots of us take it for granted, we just plop them in the toaster and eat them. But there is truely more to the waffle than meets the eye. It's perfectly grid-shaped tops and bottoms, the beauty of it's circular shape and it's great taste all fit together into a magnificant food that can be served for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
   Although it might be understimated by most people, the waffle's delight never fails to make me happy. It fills you up, tastes great with some syrup and butter and can make you satisfied knowing you did a great service to humanity by eating it.
   Let us take a few moments to adore the wonderful waffle and see it's greatness in pictures:



   The waffle is truely an work of art, just see how the yellow-tan color blends well with the brown syrup and white butter to create a beautiful, edible piece of magnificent art. The taste of the waffle is splendid too: the warm, crunchy waffle, the thick, sweet syrup and milky, melty butter combine into a delicious food.

Remember friends: never underestimate the waffle.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2011, 08:49:55 PM by Altered »

snake.
You just enlarged this text for no loving reason. Good job. snake.


2 out of 3 were in the same thread.
And I can only assume that the 3rd came from the same style of writing which you had taken from this thread.
So, your behaviour in this topic spread to another one.
And I accidentally quoted myself instead of this post here.
*accidentally brushes toast of table*
My lord, god bless the toas- BUTTERED SIDE UP AGAIN? *monocle falls into soup and explodes* * top hat falls down and flattens and wrinkles* *formal tie falls of and lands in drink* *pocket watch falls out of pocket and shatters on floor* *whole table bursts into flames*

All I'm saying is, not all jokes are well recieved and the exagerated slap-stick style comedy doesn't work well on a text based forum.

Odd, I usually have to mix the food up to achieve a good taste, especially with eggs.
What I mean is, I like my food to be seperate, as in, not together in a patty-shape, like in a muffin.
That way, I can decide that I want a bit of sausage on my fork, and I shall dip that into my egg and then pick up a bit of bacon and eat it.
And then the next bite, I may start with a mushroom and some tomato on my fork.
And then I may want to have some bread with some egg'd sausage and then add some more tomato to it.

Ok. :c



   Why do I like waffles? The answer is simple: they are delicious.
But let us take a moment to consider the humble waffle. Lots of us take it for granted, we just plop them in the toaster and eat them. But there is truely more to the waffle than meets the eye. It's perfectly grid-shaped tops and bottoms, the beauty of it's circular shape and it's great taste all fit together into a magnificant food that can be served for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
   Although it might be understimated by most people, the waffle's delight never fails to make me happy. It fills you up, tastes great with some syrup and butter and can make you satisfied knowing you did a great service to humanity by eating it.
   Let us take a few moments to adore the wonderful waffle and see it's greatness in pictures:



   The waffle is truely an work of art, just see how the yellow-tan color blends well with the brown syrup and white butter to create a beautiful, edible piece of magnificent art. The taste of the waffle is splendid too: the warm, crunchy waffle, the thick, sweet syrup and milky, melty butter combine into a delicious food.

Remember friends: never underestimate the waffle.
NEW SIG GET!


Waffles are great.

+1 for everyone who loves waffles