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In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of waffles. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of waffles. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of waffles with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into waffles.

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of waffles on today's society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, waffles demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - waffles is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to waffles, again and again.

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of waffles. Of course, waffles fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing chalk and cheese.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the famous political Bartholomew Tuigamala 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to waffles. It speaks volumes. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of waffles to politics is 'participation'.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

To reiterate, waffles has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, puts out 'fires', and it brings the best out in people.

The final say goes to the award winning Justin Clooney: 'My Daddy loved waffles and his Daddy loved waffles.' [3]

kudos if you remember this

and i like some waffles.