Author Topic: ASK A GUY NAMED MIKE ANYTHING  (Read 4944 times)


Who's a man in a half, berserker packing man and a half?

That would be my cousin.

What is this green glowing block in front of me?

The block of infinite research.

Is it half man, half pig, and half bear,
half man, half pigbear,
or half pig, half manbear?

My sister

I was masturbating, and then I got this weird feeling in my snake, and then this transparent white liquid shot out and started oozing out. I'm scared, is this normal?! D:!

No, you have snake cancer.

Who's mike?

That would be I

can i have money

No

You weren't, by chance, trying to forget the machine were you?

Of course

I need to know if kicking a hobo in the chin is a good idea.


Yes it's an excelent idea.

Prophet! Thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted on this home by horror haunted. Tell me truly, I implore. Is there, is there balm in Gilead? Tell me, tell me, I implore!

Prophet! Thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted on this home by horror haunted. Tell me truly, I implore. Is there, is there balm in Gilead? Tell me, tell me, I implore!

Yes



Why is scout so annoying?

Why is scout so annoying?

Because he has a Force of Nature.

Because he has a Force of Nature.
No, I prefer the Shortstop/Scattergun

I was masturbating, and then I got this weird feeling in my snake, and then this transparent white liquid shot out and started oozing out. I'm scared, is this normal?! D:!
Uhrm.

Was I the only one to notice this? Steve :D

Prophet! Thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted on this home by horror haunted. Tell me truly, I implore. Is there, is there balm in Gilead? Tell me, tell me, I implore!
Sorry for double post, but I took a quiz on that and failed.

forget you for bringing up such miserable memories. :'c

A GUY NAMED MIKE ANYTHING