Friendship is Magic: Perfect Japanese Help Desk

[Alex Man!]

http://translationparty.com/#9025361

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[Alex Man!]

I...I think i broke it. http://translationparty.com/#9025373 On the English translation on the bottom, there's Japanese text.

[Alex Man!]

Last one, and i'm done. LOL. http://translationparty.com/#9025390

[Iban]

Is the thread name a reference to Cirno's Perfect Math Class?

[MegaScientifical]

Japanese has no word for love. They usually just say "love" in English or "I really like you" like in some 1984 Orwellian newspeak nightmare.

Listen to the opening to the original Japanese version of Dragon Soul (from Dragon Ball Z Kai). ENERGY!

[Red Cube]

What this topic is not: ばか。

[Stocking]

STOCKING

DO YOU LOVE ME?

Duh

あなたはぼくのちんこをなめて。

自分舐めて馬鹿

How many earthquakes does it take to ruin Tokyo? Välfärden~

Well Tokyo is flying type and as such is unaffected by earthquakes. However, it is also rock type and extremely vulnerable to water and thus, the tsunami did what it did.

Is "Manga" pronounced "Mong-ga" or "Main-ga"?

Mong-gah

Watashi is for male and female.

Yeah but unless you're trying to be extremely humble, otherwise it makes you sound like a bitch if you use it as a guy.

does train love happen every day?

Yes.

What does the particle "no" mean. Can it mean of? So Map of Blockland would be Blockland no chizu? What other uses does it have?

It's complicated, it's most common use is to link thoughts together to form a single, compound thought, for example:

日本語の学生
Nihongo no gakusei
Japanese student

私の本
Watashi no hon
My book

ヤリチンのアイバンはヤオイ大好きですよ
Yarichin no Iban ha yaoi daisuki desuyo
The manwhore Iban really loves yaoi.

崖の上のバッドスポットです
Gake no ue no baddosupotto desu
Badspot is on top of the cliff.

It also works as an informal question particle on informal verb endings

どこ行くの？
Doko iku no?
Where are you going?

彼氏いるの？
Kareshi iru no?
Do you have a boy friend?

何か食べるの？
Nanika taberu no?
Are you going to eat something?

I hope that helps. まほ～

[Daenth]

I just realized.
You live in Tokyo.
You are 11.
You are "Japanese".
You have near perfect grammar.
Japan is going through a recovery.
You should be worrying about your parents/relatives.
You should be doing something with parents, not posting on the forums helping people with Japanese stuff.
SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP. >:U

I've handle enough wee-a-boos before. I'm half-Japanese and can tell when someone tries to impersonate a Japanese.

[Coolio]

You aren`t a weeaboo if you are Japanese.

[Daenth]

You aren`t a weeaboo if you are Japanese.

...
I'm saying it's probably a wee-a-boo who tries to act like an actual "Japanese".
Quit being dumb. >:C

[Nymethus]

Well Tokyo is flying type and as such is unaffected by earthquakes. However, it is also rock type and extremely vulnerable to water and thus, the tsunami did what it did.

eh well

earthquake lead to tsunami

SO

[Stocking]

I just realized.
You live in Tokyo.

I don't really.

You are 11.

That's when I left Japan, at 11 years old.

You are "Japanese".

Yes

You have near perfect grammar.

Thanks まほ～

Japan is going through a recovery.
You should be worrying about your parents/relatives.
You should be doing something with parents, not posting on the forums helping people with Japanese stuff.
SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP. >:U

So during Katrina, 9/11, and the Tsunami that hit Samoa, you stopped everything you were doing and huddled into a corner, crying with your parents until you received word that it was all better?

I've handle enough wee-a-boos before. I'm half-Japanese and can tell when someone tries to impersonate a Japanese.

Because you have a psychic link with other Japanese...?

...
I'm saying it's probably a wee-a-boo who tries to act like an actual "Japanese".
Quit being dumb. >:C

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=5417.37740

[Jetlok]

Kimi means you, right?

[Daenth]

I don't really.

So during Katrina, 9/11, and the Tsunami that hit Samoa, you stopped everything you were doing and huddled into a corner, crying with your parents until you received word that it was all better?

1) Quit misleading peoples. >:C

2) No, I would go out and do something. That's what I mean.

[Stocking]

Kimi means you, right?

Yeah but it should only be used by a male referring to a female of equal or lower status. For example, never call a female teacher "kimi".

1) Quit misleading peoples. >:C

2) No, I would go out and do something. That's what I mean.

Why don't you take advantage of your psychic link with Japanese people to influence my thoughts?