One time when I was walking out of my schoolyard, after class, this girl approached me and confessed that she wants to "be my friend". I was OK with that, and since I needed to buy a book for my Latin class, I asked her where the bookstore was. She walked me all the way to her loving friend's house, across town, 40 degreees Celsius, sun BLAZING, no water and no money to buy water. Then I asked her where's the bookstore and she said " oh I was just asking my friend where it is LOL lets go now."
Bullstuff with girls.