Author Topic: A loving hobo tried to bite me.  (Read 2059 times)

While walking to the store, a dude just out of nowhere tries to bite me in the arm. Somebody ran over and hit him before doing so. I think he's been arrested or something.

Who the forget tries to bite somebody randomly while walking?!

Why was he trying to bite me in the first place?!?

He's either mad mentally unstable or just trying to get revenge on the world for getting some kind of STD.


It's obvious you are very delicious, Ike.


lol he got ran over.

It's obvious you are very delicious, Ike.

Not really. I just tasted myself and I taste like me.


Zombie hobo.

forget.


He's either mad mentally unstable or just trying to get revenge on the world for getting some kind of STD.

God now I am pretty scared. What if he did have aids and he bit me?


lol he got ran over.

That's pretty funny that he did lol.


Zombie hobo.

Lol'd

On Topic: The hobo must have a mental problem, and, as being a hobo, he neither must have money for a doctor.
:o

Where is your cat? Have him... stand in the way or something.

Cannibal hobo?

I don't know!!


Where is your cat? Have him... stand in the way or something.

He might eat my cat.

Hobos do drugs. Drugs make you think funny. This hobo did too much, and as a result thought he was a zombie.
Homeless people are usually heroine addicts. Really rich people, like singers or a TV presenter, are cocaine users.
Relaxed, living your life kind of people are cannabis users.

If you do look closely, you'll always see that cocaine, cannabis, and heroine users fall into those respective catagories.


Whoops. Well not necessarily AIDS, can be some kind of diesease that travels trough saliva

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God now I am pretty scared. What if he did have aids and he bit me?
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AIDS can and has been passed through saliva before. At least, that's what I read somewhere 4 years ago.