Monocle had best day ever yesterday :3

[Iban]

I love how much Monocle brags about his girlfriend. I think we've heard every story about her, from him taking her virginity to lazy afternoons spent on the sofa.

How fascinating. 

I put the cookie monster so monocle wouldn't let his narcissism assume I made this joke merely because I am so jealous and insecure of him

[Ad Bot]

[Wizard]

love: I've had it, and you never will!

[Skip]

I've had love, and you never will!

Fixed.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I'd like some love.

[Wizard]

Fixed.

Right that's it.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Treating your woman like a man should;

+100 respect

[Skip]

Right that's it.

No.

love: I've had it, and you never will!

That's it.
fsdf

[Visage]

You guys don't know Monocle if you think he is bragging about his girlfriend. He doesn't mention once anything awesome about his GF in his main post, the whole reason for the topic was to point out how awesome he is.

My girlfriend was lucky enough to have love with me, and you never will!

Fix'd

[Scream.]

So while you were gone I got harassed by a whole bunch of idiots on the Studdington server. :c

[Skip]

Fix'd

But I want to have love with Monocle. :c

[Nickelob Ultra]

So while you were gone I got harassed by a whole bunch of idiots on the Studdington server. :c

Tell me why you don't have pepperspray yet?

[Scream.]

Tell me why you don't have pepperspray yet?

I had admin powers c;
But I didn't like banning anyone.
So I kept fetching them in an empty floor in a skyscraper lol.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I had admin powers c;
But I didn't like banning anyone.
So I kept fetching them in an empty floor in a skyscraper lol.

That works.

[TheKhoz]

You should have watched LotR. LotR would have been better.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I wonder if I still have sue's old fanfic.

OH GOD NO.