Author Topic: "School Sickness"? (Read 3498 times)

ShadowStep · March 20, 2011, 01:42:51 PM

Quote from: Belogna on March 20, 2011, 01:36:11 PM

For god sake, is anyone going to be serious for a second?

You probably have the flu, are you experiencing fatigue, Fever, weakness, or aches in your body?

I only have aches in my stomach. And i have sort of a fever.

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Belogna · March 20, 2011, 01:44:07 PM

It's the flu then, I recommend you drink plenty of fluids. Eat food if you're vomiting so you don't dry heave.

IkeTheGeneric · March 20, 2011, 01:44:09 PM

Quote from: ShadowStep on March 20, 2011, 01:42:51 PM

I only have aches in my stomach. And i have sort of a fever.

THESE ARE TELLTALE SIGNS OF THE ZOMBIE FLUUU

Belogna · March 20, 2011, 01:44:51 PM

WHAT THE SHIIIIIIIIT

ShadowStep · March 20, 2011, 01:45:11 PM

Quote from: Belogna on March 20, 2011, 01:44:07 PM

It's the flu then, I recommend you drink plenty of fluids. Eat food if you're vomiting so you don't dry heave.

I'm drinking some water right now, and I'm having some cereal.
Hope that is good enough :/

Qwepir · March 20, 2011, 01:47:39 PM

That's not enough to stop the zombie flu. The only cure is the flesh of the living. Go nibble on your sister/brother's arm and see if she notices. If they do, kill them and eat the corpse.

Belogna · March 20, 2011, 01:48:19 PM

Quote from: Qwepir on March 20, 2011, 01:47:39 PM

That's not enough to stop the zombie flu. The only cure is the flesh of the living. Go kill your sister and devour her brains.

Stop encouraging him!

ShadowStep · March 20, 2011, 01:48:25 PM

inb4lock again maybe

dawngaward0110 · March 20, 2011, 01:49:29 PM

inb4lock...?

Deus Ex · March 20, 2011, 01:50:23 PM

inb4outbreak

Demitiri · March 20, 2011, 03:30:14 PM

Kill the zombie before it's too late!

Ladios · March 20, 2011, 03:34:49 PM

Toxic mold perhaps

Nixon · March 22, 2011, 04:31:15 AM

Hrm, You seem to be suffering some midly severe degrees of influenza, More commonly known as the Flu virus. You may need to see your local doctor and get some precription medicine and not eat food if you are throwing up alot, Mainly toast. So, In conclusion you have a mix of a stomach bug causing vomiting and flu which is causing the overall sickness. You may want to stay in your room to stop an outbreak of the Flu virus and Zombitis. Kill yourself to save your loved ones.

Aphtonites · March 22, 2011, 04:33:38 AM

You have swine flu.

Freeze · March 22, 2011, 04:35:14 AM

Quote from: ShadowStep on March 20, 2011, 01:45:11 PM

I'm drinking some water right now, and I'm having some cereal.
Hope that is good enough :/

Dry cereal and bread are actually really good for you when you've been sick, they fill you up and soak up any sick inside you. That stops you vomiting.