Author Topic: stuff that gets you mad  (Read 34777 times)

"I can't wait to play all 3 day weekend!"
"lol sun we ar campin"

>play borderlands
>attempt to run over badass bruiser
>car explodes

>Play CS:S
>Find out it hasn't finished downloading
>Rage because I can't play Garry's Mod while it's downloading
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

>SCZ
>The fatties are here!
>zombies coming in all directions
>i only have a pistol

The mid-life crCIA of a pair of earbuds.

*One bud goes out*
*Adjust cord ever so slightly*
*Get both working again*
*Ever-so-slight nudge of the cord*
*Both ears go out*

Repeat. I hate it.



@Skelo

THAT HAPPENS EVERY loving TIME I RUN OVER A BADASS/BAD MUTHA

JUSTIN BIEBER

Do you get such a raging boner every time he sings that you have to pop a pin in it to drain it?

Is this why you love him so much

> Take a piss
> Finish
> Have to take a piss immediately afterwards
> Nothing happens
> UUUUUUUUUGH

<Take test about the frog
<Realize how loving easy it is
<Chill out and get 100%
<Everyone around me is complaining about how hard it is and how they got 3 right.


Not even joking. the arow was pointing at the Testes. The question was this: An Organ found only in males. Yet half the loving class gets it wrong. Keep in  mind I'm a sophmore. My teacher within the first quarter of the year asks me if I want to go to Biology Junior year. So I already had that class set. Everyone in my class is a loving moron. I swear I'm in a class of 4th graders. All of them ae immature and very loving stupid.

> Take a piss
> Finish
> Have to take a piss immediately afterwards
> Nothing happens
> UUUUUUUUUGH
My life in nutshell

People that pretend to know what they're talking about.
People that try to fit in. You're doing it wrong. Also, you're a douche bag.
Trolls. I don't see how pretending to be stupid makes you happy about yourself.
Parents. That know they shouldn't have kids, yet they have them anyway.
Google. For not having the answers to all those math papers I had to do.
Computers. For holding everything precious to me, then getting some stuff virus and taking it all away.
research. For making the real thing less exciting.
Women. For not being proffesional researchstars.
Men. There are too many of us.
People. Douche bags all around.
Call of Duty. The ultimate douche bag game.
School. A place to put children when you're sick of them.

I could go on.

<Take test about the frog
<Realize how loving easy it is
<Chill out and get 100%
<Everyone around me is complaining about how hard it is and how they got 3 right.


Not even joking. the arow was pointing at the Testes. The question was this: An Organ found only in males. Yet half the loving class gets it wrong. Keep in  mind I'm a sophmore. My teacher within the first quarter of the year asks me if I want to go to Biology Junior year. So I already had that class set. Everyone in my class is a loving moron. I swear I'm in a class of 4th graders. All of them ae immature and very loving stupid.
= my class

in 10th grade and my whole class is just idiots, i never study for test or exams, infact ive just never studied in my life - not to mention how little attention i pay in class when im talking to people - and yet i get the highest marks on tests and even one of my friends made aup a story that he saw me studying like crazy >.>

>Go to the bathroom to brush teeth.
>Take tube of toothpaste
>Squeeze tube to get that tiny drop out on toothbrush.
>By the time your done you've missed the bus.