People that pretend to know what they're talking about.
People that try to fit in. You're doing it wrong. Also, you're a douche bag.
Trolls. I don't see how pretending to be stupid makes you happy about yourself.
Parents. That know they shouldn't have kids, yet they have them anyway.
Google. For not having the answers to all those math papers I had to do.
Computers. For holding everything precious to me, then getting some stuff virus and taking it all away.
research. For making the real thing less exciting.
Women. For not being proffesional researchstars.
Men. There are too many of us.
People. Douche bags all around.
Call of Duty. The ultimate douche bag game.
School. A place to put children when you're sick of them.
I could go on.