stuff that gets you mad

[Clone v.117]

<Playing real-life
<Run into a cop while on-the-run
<Get out of car to run
<Get run over by police car
<your dead

[Ad Bot]

[Skateaton]

gleetarded people
nuff said.

[Joker Card]

The jack asses who drive down the street at 3 am on a motorcycle going loving 85. Wakes everyone up.

[Skip]

The jack asses who drive down the street at 3 am on a motorcycle going loving 85. Wakes everyone up.

Oh god this.

[Shell]

When water splashes up my ass when I take a stuff

[InFamous99]

>be 10
>playing pokemon on stuffter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my snake, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like stuff and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its snake inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and stuff leaks out
>she pukes on my richard
>get expelled

forget YOU snake INSPECTION DAY

lol'd

[Nickelob Ultra]

The jack asses who drive down the street at 3 am on a motorcycle going loving 85. Wakes everyone up.

That never wakes me up, but I honest to God hate the loving trash trucks that come in at 5-6 AM and wake the entire block up by throwing the dumpster full of trash about 100 feet into the air, and having it smack down onto the ground like a loving lightning strike.  forget you, trash takers.

[Aeschylus]

> Entre a tunnel in Fallout
< Run into ghoul
> Kill ghoul
< Keep walking and encounter 3 more ghouls, 2 of which are Glowing Ones
< Get overrun and turn around
< More ghouls behind you

[Man 2]

People telling me my hair is too long. It's my hair, dammit!

[Joker Card]

> Entre a tunnel in Fallout
< Run into ghoul
> Kill ghoul
< Keep walking and encounter 3 more ghouls, 2 of which are Glowing Ones
< Get overrun and turn around
< More ghouls behind you

This but with Cazadors

[Legodude77]

>Gets on steam
>Start to play a game
>Friend starts chatting with me
>Return to gameplaying
>Goes back to chat after a while
>Friend is all mad because I didn't reply

[MillCzarr]

All of you guys whining.

[Trymos]

People who don't reply to a chat after awhile.

[LeetZero]

-Computer is laggy like stuff.
-Noone talks to me.
-Enter game.
-Everyone messages me.
-Overlay up after 2 minutes of lag.
-Game crashes, people wondering why I am not talking.

I can't play any game without going offline on Steam.

[dawngaward0110]

People telling me my hair is too long. It's my hair, dammit!
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I get told this every loving day man. D: