<Playing real-life<Run into a cop while on-the-run<Get out of car to run<Get run over by police car<your dead
The jack asses who drive down the street at 3 am on a motorcycle going loving 85. Wakes everyone up.
When water splashes up my ass when I take a stuff
>be 10>playing pokemon on stuffter before school>Bus comes outside>I still havent wiped>Mom yells I have to go>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch>Pour a bunch of cream on my snake, put on my pants and run to the bus>Girl I like sits next to me>asks me if ive ever been kissed>take out my gameboy>She starts whispering in my ear>I start sweating>I look down>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed>She notices>I notice>My spaghetti falls out all over>I start sweating more>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass>The entire bus smells like stuff and spaghetti>bus gets to school>Try and run to bathroom>teacher catches me>its snake inspection day>my name is alan aardvard>I have to go first>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants>I refurse>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and stuff leaks out>she pukes on my richard>get expelledforget YOU snake INSPECTION DAY
> Entre a tunnel in Fallout< Run into ghoul> Kill ghoul< Keep walking and encounter 3 more ghouls, 2 of which are Glowing Ones< Get overrun and turn around< More ghouls behind you
People telling me my hair is too long. It's my hair, dammit!-snip-