stuff that gets you mad

[Meekl]

It makes me want to invent a TV that can teleport objects to the camera that is filming so I can rapidly soot bullets at my TV.

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[TheArmyGuy]

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I want to shoot the person that had the accident.

[Meekl]

I want to shoot the person that had the accident.

but then the life risker would risk life again and repeat
:3

[TheArmyGuy]

50 cal trough the left eye.
Always.
No need to help a guy without a face.
Also:
<Gets home from school
<Eats
<Does homework
<Plays Blockland
<Checks parental control time remaining: 7 minutes.
<Condamns Norton to a dark , eerie dungeon below the house volcano

[CopBlock]

FOREVER ALONE

TOGETHER

only at night time :)

[Wayvo]

>watch tv
>goes to commercial
>on commercial cannot remember watch was watching
:C

OH MY GOD. ALL THE TIME!

[Wayvo]

>be 10
>playing pokemon on stuffter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my snake, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like stuff and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its snake inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and stuff leaks out
>she pukes on my richard
>get expelled

forget YOU snake INSPECTION DAY

sorry for double toast but OMFG ROFLMAO!

[Doomonkey]

>Sarge types in green
>EVERYONE types in green

[LordCutlerBeckett]

>People who talk like this

[Wayvo]

>Want to watch TV
>Look for remote
>can't find it
>walks to tv to manually turn it on with the power button (lol)
>go back to where you where sitting
>remote was right there

FFFUUUUUUU-

[LeetZero]

>Take a surprise test at school.
>Write everything you know.
>Results come.
>You did the hardest ones correctly and the easiest ones wrong.
>Rage at your friends explaining how dumb is school.

True story.

[TheArmyGuy]

>Eat cabbages and other foods that make you stuff bad
>Wait
>Go to the toilet and HAVE PAIN
That stuff gets me mad.

[Nikki]

>Finally find a good unwhitelisted server to play with friends in Minecraft
>Get rich and sucessful
>House is blown up/Server is ruined by badmins

loving hate this. Happens to me almost everywhere I go for a server.

[Joker Card]

<Try to tell  something important to a friend
<Starts listening
<Someone else says something
<Friend stops listening to you to talk to other person
<Spen 5 minutes trying to regain their attention
<Bell rings

[SkullCandy]

>Want to watch TV
>Look for remote
>can't find it
>walks to tv to manually turn it on with the power button (lol)
>go back to where you where sitting
>remote was right there

FFFUUUUUUU-

the fact that you bumped this topic made me mad.