jizz problems

[Socky]

so here's the lowdown

go to school

come back

find some jizz on my pillow and my bed made, which it wasn't made when i left

discuss this shocking discovery

[Ad Bot]

[Katamari007]

you probably drooled on your pillow

[PhantomJack]

blame baby sibling


i would.

[NickTheSushi]

Me thinks I hear an attention whore over yonder.

[Kingdaro]

Prolly drool.

[Stocking]

Ask your mother to clean it up for you and go on with your life. マホ～

[MegaScientifical]

Ask your mother to clean it up for you and go on with your life. マホ～

Why would she if she's the one who did it?

Anyway, this reminds me. We had this online test on birds last week, and Googled "gizzard..." Google went: Did you mean: jizz

[Frontrox]

Me thinks I hear an attention whore over yonder.

[Socky]

brothers babysitter comes to mind

[reaper]

sry i was horny,,,,,,

[Socky]

sry i was horny,,,,,,

why so many commas

[lordfeline]

Why would she if she's the one who did it?

Anyway, this reminds me. We had this online test on birds last week, and Googled "gizzard..." Google went: Did you mean: jizz

thats almost like when i type in why is.... it comes up with why is my richard so small.

[Socky]

inb4feepadmitshedidit

[Kingdaro]

Did you have a lucid love dream but just failed to notice the jizz in the morning due to happiness?

[TheScout]

The name of the thread made my pants go brown with laughter.