Leave us alone! -.-

[Hookhands]

Argh sake!
Basically I have this friend who used to fancy my girlfriend like mad. It's getting obvious that he still does. For example:
Today we were having lunch and I had my arm around her. We were just having a little chat and eating a little lunch but then my friend comes over and grabs her hand and pulls her away from me. He then starts hugging her and squeezing her hand? I dunno if it's just being friendly but whatever it pisses me off.
Whenever I'm not with her he's all over her hugging her from behind and holding her hand. Me and her talked about it and we both agree it's annoying us both.
I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions?

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[Azzurolix]

He's obviously making moves on her.

Tell him to gtfo, and if he doesn't, kick him in the nuts and walk away.

[Solid]

Try setting him up with someone.

If that doesn't work just tell him to leave you alone somehow. If you don't want to hurt his feelings try communicating it to him in an indirect way.

[MegaScientifical]

Bring a katana to school. Make sure to run in screaming Japanese obscenities and fly at him. Stop suddenly and say "That's how I feel when you touch her. " You'll both hug and go out for ice cream sundaes!

[Hookhands]

Try setting him up with someone.

If that doesn't work just tell him to leave you alone somehow. If you don't want to hurt his feelings try communicating it to him in an indirect way.

Don't wanna sound rude or anything but setting him up with someone is gonna be a tad difficult.
Also me and my girlfriend were on a break for a few weeks and he asked her out about four times during that time. -_-

[blaman]

punch him in the face 3 times

[|Shadow]

Maybe your friend thinks she doesn't like holding hookhands.

BADUM TISH

[MegaScientifical]

Maybe your friend thinks she doesn't like holding hookhands.
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BADUM TISH

That's crossposting, isn't it?

[IkeTheGeneric]

Start barking at him when he touches her. That fixed the issues I've ever had.

[Hookhands]

Start barking at him when he touches her. That fixed the issues I've ever had.

Like a dog?

[|Shadow]

That's crossposting, isn't it?

How so?

[MegaScientifical]

Like a dog?

In seriousness, the more troublesome doing that stuff to her gets, the less likely it will be he does it. If you directly show frustration such as talking to him and all, he'll be discouraged to do those things.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Like a dog?

Whatever feels threatening. It makes people feel uncomfortable and they get the hint that you don't want them near you.

Also it's funny.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

How so?

Don't use the image too often.

[|Shadow]

Definitions of cross posting on the Web:

Crossposting is the act of posting the same message to multiple forums, mailing lists, or newsgroups. This is distinct from multiposting, which involves posting multiple identical messages, each to a single forum, newsgroup, or topic area.

I don't think you could call it the 'same message' as the one I posted the first time I posted the image.

Don't use the image too often.

>Use image twice
>STOP USING IT SO OFTEN