CLEVERBOT

[Talent74]

Title.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

User: I am Painis Cupcake!

Cleverbot: What are you painting?

User: Your richard.

Cleverbot: I don't have a dictionary.

User: HAIL INGLIP.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: Yes. Can we cut it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know inappropriate things?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So what is it.

User: FRENCH BOOBIES.

Cleverbot: Ohh I like french fries too.

User: GOD DAMN IT.

[Ad Bot]

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I think everyone knows what cleverbot is. :l

[Trymos]

Its so clever you didn't use the search button.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I think everyone knows what cleverbot is. :l

Yeah it's part of that stupid everyboty network lol

[Trifax]

I'm so tired of Cleverbot. I really wish people would stop talking about it.

[Teneksi]

Yeah it's part of that stupid everyboty network lol

actually it's not


but that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title

[ShadowStep]

Bot: Who is Trollpope?
Me: A richard in your mouth.
Bot: My mouth is where it is meant to be. Where is yours?
Me: OH YOU loving SON OF A BITCH.
Bot: Hey! Stop insulting me!
Me: Don't feed the trolls... *ignores*.
Bot: Tootle pip.

what

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Tootle pip

[IkeTheGeneric]

User: Do you know the muffin man?

Cleverbot: The one who lives on Drury Lane?

User: Yes, him.

Cleverbot: I don't know him, do you know him?

User: Not as much as you do.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying anything.

User: That doesn't help you at all.

Cleverbot: So then you ask me a question.

User: Did you know that the muffin man was involved in seven brutal murders?

Cleverbot: Thank you for educating me further.

User: Real smart.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: I was going to ask if you had any...special information on these murders.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Answer the question, Carl.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: You're digging your own grave, Carl.

Cleverbot: Mm hmm.

User: *leaves room*.

Cleverbot: You can't stop him!


He knows something.

[thaky]

User: Do you know the muffin man?

Cleverbot: The one who lives on Drury Lane?

User: Yes, him.

Cleverbot: I don't know him, do you know him?

User: Not as much as you do.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying anything.

User: That doesn't help you at all.

Cleverbot: So then you ask me a question.

User: Did you know that the muffin man was involved in seven brutal murders?

Cleverbot: Thank you for educating me further.

User: Real smart.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: I was going to ask if you had any...special information on these murders.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Answer the question, Carl.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: You're digging your own grave, Carl.

Cleverbot: Mm hmm.

User: *leaves room*.

Cleverbot: You can't stop him!


He knows something.

Help I can't breath.

[Teneksi]

[IkeTheGeneric]

User: Hey let's cyber.

Cleverbot: You want to join?

User: Wh-

Cleverbot: Not to worry, it's not scary!


Cleverbot is constantly cybering with something else.

[Teneksi]

beat you to it ike



User: Let's cyber.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Top or bottom?

Cleverbot: Top.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Wait, what's your gender?

Cleverbot: Not telling you no way.

User: How are we going to cyber if I don't know your gender?

Cleverbot: You will have to fly here.

User: But that isn't cybering at all.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. Check the log.

User: But that doesn't make sense. Unless you're really a robot... Hmm. In-person cybering. Interesting.

[Talent74]

Its so clever you didn't use the search button.

Shut the forget up. I did use the search button, and the most recent cleverbot topic was last bumped in December 3^rd.

[Teneksi]

Great, now it's asking me to type an example of cybering.