oh my god my eyeeeeeeee

[Funnelcakes]

Uh, there's this whole new technique developed to rid your eye of horrible stuff in it.

Its called blinking.  Blink a lot, and your eye will flush the foreign object to your cornea, where you may retrieve it with forceps or perhaps lanky fingers.

What the hell do you think i've been doing banging my head against the wall?

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[Funnelcakes]

the poopoo?

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What the hell do you think i've been doing banging my head against the wall?

BLINK HARDER, DAMMIT!

[Muffin]

1. grab your eyelash

2. pull eyelid out slightly then down until it covers eye

3. roll eye around, and even blow air out your nose

if this doesn't work I don't know what will. might wanna see a doctor.

This is true. It has never failed me before.

[Joker Card]

Ningyo: lets SCISSOR THE PAIN AWAY

I'm bring the popcorn


OT: Open your eyelid, aim head down to ground (Aid of gravity) and roll your eye a lot. Usually works for me.

[pecon7]

Wat have I done.

[Funnelcakes]

Wat have I done.

I <3 u

[Joker Card]

Was that sent to me?

[Deus Ex]

As painful as it is, whenever that happens to me I suck it up and drag my nail across my eye. It hurts like forget but it does work.

Actually, don't do that.

[Joker Card]

As painful as it is, whenever that happens to me I suck it up and drag my nail across my eye. It hurts like forget but it does work.

Actually, don't do that.

I hope you go blind one day for being such a dumbass as to drag your nail across your eye.

[Funnelcakes]

Was that sent to me?

me derp

[Kilser]

Do not rub your eyes, by the sounds of it. Your cornea is scratched, I had this happen to me with a woodchip.
You need to go see a doctor. From there the will get you the necessaries to stop the pain and help you out.