When around people I really like, I always act before I think. This usually ends up with me doing absolutely idiotic things.
My friend Chris's locker wasn't closing so I was just like, "Dude, hold the locker with one hand and move to the side for a sec."
He was like, "Uh...alright, wh-"
"NORRIS KICK!"
I do a spinning back kick in the air and slam his locker shut. Then I walked away acting like I didn't do anything because a teacher was there.
Good times to be had in my school.