I'm pretty sure in three days I rode the equivalent of ten miles :o
I rode 13 miles in one day(Including back) just to ding dong ditch a friend.
I hauled my bike up 3 miles (Give or take) to ride the hiking path down.
I rode over 15 miles in almost 10 hours(got lost twice) to get to a friends house.
I dont always drink beer but when I do I drink Bear Grylls.
(am I cul yet?)