Girls V.S. Guy

[Feep]

So me and my friend georgia are having a late night chat and she starts going on about how girls have it bad with boobs and pregnancies and periods and stufff like that. Well scince it's 2AM all i could think of was addressing the balls and akward boners.

tl;dr plz help feep come up with witty comebacks to a loveist sling

[Ad Bot]

[Funnelcakes]

"Well we hav 2 get random b0n3rz"

[Tyler66]

Heres one: Getting hit in the balls hurts...very bad.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Puberty is horrible for girls, but think of what the dudes go through.

[Funnelcakes]

Heres one: Getting hit in the balls hurts...very bad.

Getting hit in the boobs hurts too, you know.

[Malestrom]

Well. Girls do have I bad.

We have blood coming from our bodies for seven days every month, all year.

Then we have to push a baby out of the same place


But guys also get kicked in the balls, so IDK xD

[IkeTheGeneric]

You also have to overcome the urge to forget everything in sight as a guy.

And let's not forget the "Stomach-is-a-bottomless-pit" gig.

[Tyler66]

You also have to overcome the urge to forget everything in sight as a guy.

Wait, what. You're thinking what dogs do.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Wait, what. You're thinking what dogs do.

No I'm pretty sure I was right.

[Tyler66]

No I'm pretty sure I was right.

Thats in your thoughts. Not everyone's.

[|Shadow]

Agree that they have it worse, then state that's she's inferior.

[Malestrom]

You also have to overcome the urge to forget everything in sight as a guy.

And let's not forget the "Stomach-is-a-bottomless-pit" gig.

You eat everything WE have taken OUR time to cook

And you guys just wanna "forget everything in sight" cuz you have no idea what it feels like on the other end

[Coolio]

Gender Wars.

forget.

[|Shadow]

You eat everything WE have taken OUR time to cook

And you guys just wanna "forget everything in sight" cuz you have no idea what it feels like on the other end

[masterockets]

Kidney stones