How did you last die?

[Kingdaro]

Fell off the edge trying to take that bouncy drum shortcut thing on multiplayer in Mario Kart 7 for 3DS.

[Ad Bot]

[Mega-Bear]

Got killed in a casino in Rainbow Six.

[.::Taboo::.]

batman is handicapped and refuses to put down a smoke pellet when i tell him to with 4 snipers on our ass

[Katamari007]

I pressed a key that was bound to kill

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Raegquitted after Soldier killed me for like the 8th time

[Flush535]

Creeper

[Corbiere]

"The human maceman stabs you in the upper body with the silver longsword, tearing the left lung through the reed fibre rope shirt"
"You give in to pain"
"The silver bolt hits you in the head through the cat leather cap, breaking the skull and tearing apart the brain"
"You are decreased [ESC]"

[otto-san]

alduin killed me then i killed him


yey

[Fireboy]

a ball ran into me at kalphiters new years party, and i got smashed

[Firecycle]

knife

[Mr.FudgeFox]

I played block land on my server and rocketed myself.

[Davy]

space

[plad101]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ACE

with davy DAVY A SPACESHIP CANT HOLD YOUR FAT ASS AHHH

[TheArmyGuy]

HOLD X TO PICK UP
In a tank.
Best message a driver can see.

[Jacob/Lee]

I got out of my seat (which was on the roof) to walk around, because our ship wasn't going anywhere because some asshat spawned a part assembler (part assemblers cause massive lag) and the pilot didn't want to crash into any planets or asteroids. The lag stopped and he suddenly started driving again while I was on the front part of the roof. I fell in front of the ship and got rammed, dying from the impact.

Garry's Mod, Spacebuild 3.