This is how this works: At any moment a thought may or may not enter my head to randomly lock this thread.
If the person who posts "inb4thelock" before the lock, they win. If they DO win, they'll be posted on the list of winners and a reason for why they're heroic.
Two minutes or earlier after locking, I will unlock.
List of winners:
sorrel - because I SAID SO!!!!!!
LeeroyBlockhead - not relly lol!
List of losers:
EVERYBODY
