Everything is dead

[Mikiyikiy]

Nothing is alive.

Nothing is ever living.

Everything is dead.

Even your loved ones are dead.

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[Sulfate]

Can this topic die, too?

[IkeTheGeneric]

How about you die.

That's be a suitable outcome.

[Ningyou]

Miki, you are a genius.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Your souls are mine now.

[Katamari007]

Your souls are mine now.

[Mikiyikiy]

Can this topic die, too?

Impossible because it's already dead.

How about you die.

That's be a suitable outcome.

But I'm already dead. You're dead too. This is just the afterlife. Have a soda.

[Proog]

There is no WIFI when you're dead, so how did you post.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Exactly, I'm already dead.

[Jorici]

There is no WIFI when you're dead, so how did you post.

They use...

Dial-up

BUM BUM BUM

[IkeTheGeneric]

Your souls are mine now.

I signed the lease with a fake signature, you don't have my soul.

But I'm already dead. You're dead too. This is just the afterlife. Have a soda.

Being alive is not relative, you mean.

Stop being a idiottttt

[Mikiyikiy]

I carry my verizon wireless wifi card everywhere I go. Also they're mandatory in the afterlife, everyone gets one and one of those tiny laptops.