OH GOD JESUS_Guy from my school trying to save my Soul

[Valen]

Okay this guy from my school chatted me up on Facebook and was trying to save my soul.

The chat is laced with grammatical and spelling errors but it's pretty fun to read.

what up man

Hey dude

im takin a survey u mind answerin a couple questions?

sure ?

ha if you died right now, do u believe you would be in Heaven or hell? and why?

Is there a third option?

nope, when u die those are the only 2 places and everyone is goin somewhere, where do u think u goin and why?

Well if those places exist I would say heaven
because I'm a pretty nice person in general

oh well GOD has sent us a standard of whats good and not good, we'll see how your doin, aight?
u ever lied?

yes

what does that make you?

Human

true but it also makes you a liar,
u ever stolen anything?

No

could be somethin little like a pencil?

nope

think really hard, it couldve been in kindergarden stealin some animal crackers haha

Well I can't remember that far back xD if God is counting that against me that is kind of cruel of him

well that is takin somethin that aint yours. and no hes everything but cruel, he sent his son to die on the cross so that maybe on day u would be in heaven
so u ever looked at a girl and been like "dang she looks good?"

Only all the time

ok thats 3 commandments right there and theres 10 total. u have to keep every single one of them for all your life to be considered good. if u break ONE your not good
good enough to go to Heaven*

But if I believe in this Jesus guy I became saved?

alright this is what it takes- You have to Pray and repent of your sins (repent-turn away from them) and give your life to him, and ask him to come into your heart and live a life striving to be like him

So God created heaven and hell and is saying that if I don't obey him he will damn me to this Hell place?

he's givin you an option.. Heaven or Hell. Eternal life with him in Heaven or Eternal life with satan in Hell, and Hell is un-imaginable. 3000 times hotter than the sun

I see

I want you to look up a video, its called "carry my cross" by third day and click on the first one

alright

it shows what Jesus (GOD's perfect son) did for you and me, so that one day if we accepted him into our hearts and repented of our sins and strived to live like him, we would be in heaven
GOD sent this son to die on the cross for the whole worlds sins.
for a more graphic video look at the suggestions on the right side of the page and click the second one down

ok
I've seen some worse stuff :C
sadly

the point is, GOD sent him to live a perfect life and to be beaten like that. so that if we accept the fact that he died for our sins and ask for repentance, and accept him into our hearts, we will be in heaven
and live a life strivin to be like him

but God also put the people who beat him on Earth so he set him up to be beaten o:

Its all part of his plan, he sent his one and only son to die on the cross for us. everything falls into place, GOD knows what were gonna do, but he doesnt make us do it, the Purpose of Jesus's existence was to die for us, and rise from the dead 3 days later and defeat death

I see

so if u were to die right now would u be guilty or not guilty at judgement
?

I wouldn't be guilty

why u say that?

Would you mind watching this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c2mjq2n3Yg&feature=channel_video_title
it's almost 5 minutes long
but Full of good points

he is a fool, GOD put adam and eve in the Garden of Eden and lucifer (AKA the devil is what he becomes later) was in Heaven but Lucifer had a thought , he thought "hmm i could run this whole thing better than GOD" and as he thought that he was immediately struck down to earth where he tempted eve to eat of the fruit. and she did (part or GODS plan) and notice this guy has NOO evidence that GOD doesnt exists, he just has points that are gonna land him in hell, WE who believe have his word for proof

He never claims to have evidence in any of his videos.

there is no evidence against GOD which is why hes a fool

So God planned for all of humanity to suffer and be in perfect?

GOD created everyone and gave them a choice
to follow him and live forever in Heaven
or to do it your own way and live forever in Hell

There is no evidence that God does or doesn't exist so that would mean everyone is a fool

read the word my brotha it is GOD's word sent from him to us

There still isn't any proof though D:

in the bible read Genesis.. it says "in the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth"

Yes

why do u not believe his word?

this is a book written by humans o:
There may or may not be a God

2nd timothy 3:16 "all word is given by inspiration of God"

There isn't any way to know for sure unless God comes and shows himself to all humans

and think of the millions of people who read the bible daily and think about how many of them are of a different religion or atheist, they only read the bible to try and prove it wrong. but dont you think that out of all those people that read it, wouldnt they be able to find faults all over the place if it were written by humans??
there is a way we know there is a GOD, when Christians accept him into their heart, u feel a change and it feels like a void is filled and you feel cleansed.. and thats how u know hes there

It was written by humans and translated to English by humans

But GOD told his disciples what to write, it was inspired by him

But since the bible reads that all of its word was inspired by God and we know it was written by humans who could have just wrote that all of the bibles words are inspired by God. It sort of makes a paradox of never knowing if it really is inspired by God.

well the bible has certain predictions in it that GOD already knows are gonna happen, so how could imperfect man know and make predictions on whats gonna happen thousands of years later?
GOD says he will come back for the rapture, and these are the signs, One world government (close to it in some areas), there will be wars and rumors of wars
and many other predictions

I could predict thousands of things and write them all down. Then when the things I predicted actually come true I could erase all the things that don't come true

All of GODs predictions he has in the bible have come true, the Bible was written thousands of years ago, it hasnt changed..

It has been changed and translated thousands of times

translated into different languages. and not changed. Condensed. so that we imperfect humans could understand what its even sayin

Lots of things can go wrong in a translation. Condensing is also changing it from it's original form. Try keeping up with a book for thousands of years

condensing is known to be summarizing down so that were not confused on how to live for him, but let me ask you a question, how do u believe we were made?

Well since the Universe is infinite there happens to be Earth which has conditions where an existence such as ours may exist. And as of now there is no way for any human on Earth to know where we originated from exactly

well let me leave you on this.
hold on a sec

ok

if i die GOD and doesnt exist then i lived a good life and im dead. BUT if you die and GOD does exist you go to hell. you wanna run that risk?
and goes b4 GOD*
on the first sent

Any God who would chain down people with good intentions that lived a good honest life and just because they believe in a different Religion or non at all. and damn them to Hell isnt the sort of God I want to believe in o:

its not like he didnt give them proof.. his holy word. and thats what Christians are for to spread the word and talk to  people that dont believe in GOD. You make the choice, he gave you the brain to do it, theres 2 destinations Heaven of Hell.. take your pick. But sittin there poutin about how he sends thousands or "innocent people" to hell everday isnt gonna help you or the other people that need him in their lives, If the people of todays society wasnt so fed up with themselves, maybe they would open his word and actually equip it into their life

Well

i gotta go im prayin for you

Maybe this is all a dream o:
alright
We can't actually prove that we aren't in some kind of Matrix type situation either xD

Read the word brotha

Have a good night
May his Noodly Appendage touch you
R'amen

what does that mean?
have a good night

It's a joke from the Church of the Flying Sphaggeti monster

oh believe what u want man, im just sayin its gonna be a sad day on judgement day if you dont know him

Alright

I'm too lazy to highlight who is who.

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[Bisjac]

i love how christcigarettes try to convert by jumping right to direct quotes from the bible.

like people who already dont care about the bible will suddenly be like "osht really?!?!?!?"

[Messes]

What the forget HAHAHA

[_Rave_]

Uh...

Purgatory?

[fred da kiko]

i loving hate being an atheist going to a catholic school. funny thing is i turned atheist AFTER they started teaching me religion and making me read the bible. then all it took was a little pinch of the amazing atheist and i was like "wow, this doesn't make sense."  i have nothing against religion, i just hate it when people try to convert me.

[Private McDoggy]

I quit around the 7th line because of the errors, but I will go back and read the rest

[Donro98]

So, if I've ever done anything I go to Hell? WOW.

[Kingdaro]

BIBLE IS TRUE

CUS IT'S THE BIBLE

[Bisjac]

So, if I've ever done anything I go to Hell? WOW.

you are born with adam and eves original sin, so even if you are perfect you can still go to hell.

unless you give your life to the church. yes thats right, not god, the church.
there are procedures that involve manmade rituals to tie a person to his religion, not anything actually spiritual.

but it will cleanse you of this sin.


more proof basically that religion is just a business to keep some in power on earth. god plays no part in it.

[Deus Ex]

Christians are funny. Like a constant sitcom.

[Daedalus]

R'amen.

[CephaSquiddy]

Uh...

Purgatory?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[otto-san]

Lol, this guy didn't even read the bible.

[fred da kiko]

Lol, this guy didn't even read the bible.

it's worse when they do, trust me.

[otto-san]

it's worse when they do, trust me.

It's worse when they force it on you.

That's the only time it's bad.