i was going to just have two and then listed more. 
It makes sense, your backspace key is broken so you haven't been able to fix the rest of the mistakes lacing your posts.
Here's some advice:
1. Hold shift to capitalize a letter.
2. The red line that appears under misspelled words means they are misspelled.
3. Highlighting your mistakes and pressing the space bar deletes them; this is useful when your backspace key doesn't work.
4. When you use "et cetera" in the middle of a sentence, you denote it with an ellipses.
Id est: "
Then why aren't you, myself, ephialtes, bisjac... also covered in feces?"
5. When comparing somebody to an object with a metaphor, you need to use either the definite article "the" or the indefinite "a". Do not write something like:
because you're loving stupid forgeter forget
Try instead "You're
a loving stupid forgeter, forget!"