Author Topic: Eventh grader threatens to jump me wat do (Read 10217 times)

Hiiro3293 · March 30, 2011, 02:49:45 AM

Kid threatened to jump me with a friend, his friend backed me up, I dAred him to jump me, if I report him to the police/administrator will I get in trouble for egging him on?

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Wynd_Fox · March 30, 2011, 02:52:39 AM

Probably, but not as much as he will. Besides, a lunch detention or whatever is better than having your face beaten in.

_Rave_ · March 30, 2011, 02:54:15 AM

hiiro
loving kill that bitch

Bisjac · March 30, 2011, 02:55:22 AM

come out that you are gay.

then if he beats you up, he will forever be hated by everyone as the gay bashing starfish.
the girls will totally be all over you with tit hugging sympathy.
then one overly trusting girl will make a move on you and you will let her.

everyone wins

Night Fox · March 30, 2011, 02:58:57 AM

Bisjac is loving pro at this stuff man.
We should like, worship him.

Hiiro3293 · March 30, 2011, 03:03:05 AM

Quote from: _Rave_ on March 30, 2011, 02:54:15 AM

hiiro
loving kill that bitch

Want to :(. Easily could too. I want to do this 8th grade promotion though :l

Quote from: Bisjac on March 30, 2011, 02:55:22 AM

come out that you are gay.

then if he beats you up, he will forever be hated by everyone as the gay bashing starfish.
the girls will totally be all over you with tit hugging sympathy.
then one overly trusting girl will make a move on you and you will let her.
everyone win. Oh good plan. Too bad I'd lose my friends and am in a good relationship, and if he kicked my ass I would an hero

_Rave_ · March 30, 2011, 03:04:23 AM

Quote from: Hiiro3293 on March 30, 2011, 03:03:05 AM

Want to :(. Easily could too. I want to do this 8th grade promotion though :l

DOH GOD.

MIDDLE SCHOOL DOES NOT COUNT FOR stuff. BEAT THAT cigarette'S FACE IN.

Bisjac · March 30, 2011, 03:04:43 AM

so you would tell the world you are gay, thus getting your ass kicked and losing your friends because of it.

you dont see how much pusillanimous individual will be available to you for that? to hell with friends man. its just highschool. get your poon-on.

plus i foresee you getting your ass kicked either way. short of tattling to get out of it, thus you then deserve an asskicking anyway for being a pansy.

kevin 51l · March 30, 2011, 03:10:23 AM

Quote from: Bisjac on March 30, 2011, 03:04:43 AM

its just highschool.

Quote from: Hiiro3293 on March 30, 2011, 03:03:05 AM

I want to do this 8th grade promotion though :l

btw you should hide in your closet for the next few day until he forgets that he exists

Bisjac · March 30, 2011, 03:11:17 AM

so its not even highschool? so it matters even less then. jesus christ lol

Sarge · March 30, 2011, 03:14:13 AM

Find out where he lives, and wait for him to fall asleep. That's when you sneak into his house. If the kid only has one pair of shoes, this will make your job a lot easier. Find out where he keeps his shoes, and then take a nice log stuff inside of 'em. Then he can't go to school the next day because he just stepped in stuff and has no clean shoes, and he also can't tell on you because if he does, he has to admit that he was going to beat you up, and that's why you stuff in his shoes.

PROTIP: black mail him with a picture of his parents having love.

CopBlock · March 30, 2011, 03:16:06 AM

Quote from: Sarge on March 30, 2011, 03:14:13 AM

Find out where he lives, and wait for him to fall asleep. That's when you sneak into his house. If the kid only has one pair of shoes, this will make your job a lot easier. Find out where he keeps his shoes, and then take a nice log stuff inside of 'em. Then he can't go to school the next day because he just stepped in stuff and has no clean shoes, and he also can't tell on you because if he does, he has to admit that he was going to beat you up, and that's why you stuff in his shoes.

PROTIP: black mail him with a picture of his parents having love.

sarge i love you even more

Visage · March 30, 2011, 03:16:56 AM

Make out with him.

Sarge · March 30, 2011, 03:17:40 AM

Quote from: CopBlock on March 30, 2011, 03:16:06 AM

sarge i love you even more

♥

Hiiro3293 · March 30, 2011, 03:19:54 AM

I wrote a pro/con chart about these 3 options, "I'm gay" is looking pretty good :l