What the hell, mother.

[Proog]

Lock the door.

Reason with your mother, stop spouting random excuses. You should be able to lock your door for privacy, then use the fact that you don't go through her room, or your mother/father's room.

And if your door doesn't have a lock, put a dog/cat cage around it so she can't get through.

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[Donro98]

Lock the door.

Reason with your mother, stop spouting random excuses. You should be able to lock your door for privacy, then use the fact that you don't go through her room, or your mother/father's room.

And if your door doesn't have a lock, put a dog/cat cage around it so she can't get through.

Again, I can't, I am not allowed to close the door.
Oh! And I lost my door a while ago, so I can't even do that with my door.

[Night Fox]

And I lost my door a while ago.

I don't even want to know.

[LizzyRascal]

Why don't you just make sure you're in a place where your sister can't bother you?

4 year old sisters will find you no matter where you hide.

Even though they act like loving handicapped primates, never, ever, ever under estermate their intelligence.

[Proog]

Best option is still to just get up and go away.
You don't realize the effectiveness of it, go outside or something. If she follows you, run faster than she can.

Why underestimate their intelligence when you can exploit their height and speed.

[*Magick* Mage]

I don't even want to know.

I forgot to put its hinges on and let it out of my sight for two seconds! Those doors are always running off somewhere.

[Donro98]

I don't even want to know.

I mean they took.

[LizzyRascal]

Best option is still to just get up and go away.
You don't realize the effectiveness of it, go outside or something. If she follows you, run faster than she can.

Why underestimate their intelligence when you can exploit their height and speed.

That would be quite effective, actually.

DO IT, DONRO, RUN AND HIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN USE YOUR LEGS! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

[Night Fox]

DO IT, DONRO, RUN AND HIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN USE YOUR LEGS! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Is that a baseball?
Because you're sure throwing it around a bunch.

[DrenDran]

I mean they took.

So your parents are taking the house apart?
They're handicapped, my good man.

[LizzyRascal]

Is that a baseball?
Because you're sure throwing it around a bunch.

I was trying to be funny.

I don't even care. Durrhurrhurr.

[Night Fox]

I was trying to be funny.
I don't even care. Durrhurrhurr.

I was referring to the "while you still can" part.

[Donro98]

Best option is still to just get up and go away.
You don't realize the effectiveness of it, go outside or something. If she follows you, run faster than she can.

Why underestimate their intelligence when you can exploit their height and speed.

Because then my mother yells at me.

[Proog]

She can't yell at you for going outside. What are you, stupid?

You obviously assume your mother will yell at you for EVERY GOD DAMN THING YOU DO IF YOU BREATHE ONCE MORE SHE WILL GROUND YOU WON'T SHE?

Sorry about that but honestly give things a shot. Tell her you're getting exercise since you're so fat and American. Alternatively, go to a friends house so she won't even be there.

[HelplessNobb88]

im glad im the youngest.