Well Forums, i have Something to say.

[ßoltster]

Have you been found as an alt yet?

I'm pretty sure people can read my name, thanks.

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[Bisjac]

where are the nudes?

[Antallion]

Have you been found as an alt yet?

id say its pretty obvious that hes boltster/mr boltster/notjookia

[patton360]

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[TwenteFreak]

ok

[Tingalz]

at least he didn't use wingdings
but you have made too many alts that were too obvious in a period of time too short
we dont like you and we dont want you until you stop being desperate and get over it.

[ultimamax]

Maybe instead of trying to be anonymous you could've made an alt and forumed normally, and if people asked your old account just say Ghost. It's a lot more respectable.
Too late now though.

[IkeTheGeneric]

lol shinedown.

Is this his fifth alt, or what?

[.::Taboo::.]

rule 5.

also

[Otis Da HousKat]

Was it necessary to make an alt account to ask why we hate you making alt accounts every few days?

[DrenDran]

Stop making alts, you've lost everyone's trust, including my own.

[Joker Card]

OP/ How can we accept you if you continue to make alts? So just stop and leave. Or at least stop making it so loving obvious that its you.

[Night Fox]

what in God's holy name makes you think we'd forgive you now?
maybe if you had tried, like, I don't know, fifty million alts ago, we might have

[skill4life]

he's trying his hardest to stay away from this topic.
lol

[Qwepir]

A porst like that would normally make me angry but the totally gratuitous use of COMIC MOTHERloving SANS just made it hilarious.
10/10 OP, would laugh again.