Thread of general bragging.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Everyone hates a braggart, but sometimes you just need to tell awesome stories of yourself.

Just brag about stuff you've done, not that hard. And it also has to have happened before. No lying plz

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[Lugnut]

I existed.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I existed.

It's because nobody's ever done this before, that it's such an epic feat.

[Lugnut]

Exactly.
I'll edit this post with an actual story.
I'm not one to brag consciously, so while I may brag, I'm unaware of it.
One of my favorite things that I can do, is pick up and beat the people who showed me the game after playing it a few times.
example: Metroid prime "Echoes"
I played about four rounds ffa and on the fifth round, I knew their strategies.

[Shadowed999]

One time I shot web.

[alex dude]

one time
i got this
like
amazing
thing
and it was like
all "wow your'e cool"
and i was like "i know"
the end

[Shadowed999]

Wicked

[IkeTheGeneric]

One time I shot web.

Ejaculation isn't the best story told, bro

[Roknrollwill]

I existed.

One out of a billion bro.

[Shadowed999]

Wat, I shot web. Like spider man except this web was fake and I made a makeshift "web shooter"

[Bing]

I witnessed 9/11

[Lugnut]

YOU AND I ARE UNIQUE
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

[Shadowed999]

Me too. No srsly

[IkeTheGeneric]

I witnessed 9/11

That's not a very good thing :C

I saw it too, but I was too young to fully understand what the building was.

Still was hella scared by the explosions and stuff.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I am awesome in pretty much every way imaginable.