Author Topic: This will change your life forever (Read 1658 times)

Joker Card · April 01, 2011, 08:16:42 PM

APRIL FOLS1111

Shut the forget up. Just because its the "holiday" Doesn't mean you have to stuffpost about it.

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Fireboy · April 01, 2011, 08:17:17 PM

ogm u tricvked me!!!1!
april fols!
and you can't ninja edit to add seriousness aaa

TheArmyGuy · April 01, 2011, 08:17:26 PM

My life has been inspired and changed for the better.
I owe you everything. Where do I sign up to marry you?

Joker Card · April 01, 2011, 08:22:59 PM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on April 01, 2011, 08:17:26 PM

My life has been inspired and changed for the better.
I owe you everything. Where do I sign up to marry you?

Down the hallway 2 doors to the left.

TheArmyGuy · April 01, 2011, 08:23:58 PM

There is a solid wall in my way.
How do I surpass it?

Joker Card · April 01, 2011, 08:24:15 PM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on April 01, 2011, 08:23:58 PM

There is a solid wall in my way.
How do I surpass it?

magic

keonesan · April 01, 2011, 08:24:42 PM

Quote from: Joker Card on April 01, 2011, 08:24:15 PM

magic

Yep just like in Harry Potter when they jump through the wall at the train station.

EDIT: Also make sure to lean forward to cause as much head trauma as possibl- Errr... I mean to get through the wall.

TheArmyGuy · April 01, 2011, 08:24:57 PM

I did that but now I am in a dark US government interrogation room that happened to be behind the wall.

Quote from: keonesan on April 01, 2011, 08:24:42 PM

Yep just like in Harry Potter when they jump through the wall at the train station.

Wait what that is in that movie?
That makes it evin more stupid.
WHY USE A TRAIN , IF YOU CAN NOCLIP.
Hurr.

keonesan · April 01, 2011, 08:25:55 PM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on April 01, 2011, 08:24:57 PM

I did that but now I am in a dark US government interrogation room that happened to be behind the wall.

Scream, "AMERICA! forget YEAH!!!" at the top of your lungs while you pull out an M16 that you were smuggling in your ass and shoot everyone in the room.

Joker Card · April 01, 2011, 08:26:00 PM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on April 01, 2011, 08:24:57 PM

I did that but now I am in a dark US government interrogation room that happened to be behind the wall.Wait what that is in that movie?
That makes it evin more stupid.
WHY USE A TRAIN , IF YOU CAN NOCLIP.
Hurr.

You went through the wrong door.

TheArmyGuy · April 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM

Quote from: keonesan on April 01, 2011, 08:25:55 PM

Scream, "AMERICA! forget YEAH!!!" at the top of your lungs while you pull out an M16 that you were smuggling in your ass and shoot everyone in the room.

Allright , done that.
How do I get rid of the bodies and where do I find the key to the door.
I am out of magic.

keonesan · April 01, 2011, 08:27:20 PM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on April 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM

Allright , done that.
How do I get rid of the bodies and where do I find the key to the door.
I am out of magic.

Smuggle the bodies in your ass along with the M16. Rape the keyhole and the door will open.

TheArmyGuy · April 01, 2011, 08:40:15 PM

Quote from: keonesan on April 01, 2011, 08:27:20 PM

Smuggle the bodies in your ass along with the M16. Rape the keyhole and the door will open.

Allright , door is open , but now there are about 56 agents with guns pointing at me. SHould I craft something with the M16 and the bodies or should I make a furnace and use the bodies afs fuel to melt my M16 into a rocket launcher?

T0XIC · April 01, 2011, 08:57:27 PM

Quote from: TheArmyGuy on April 01, 2011, 08:40:15 PM

Allright , door is open , but now there are about 56 agents with guns pointing at me. SHould I craft something with the M16 and the bodies or should I make a furnace and use the bodies afs fuel to melt my M16 into a rocket launcher?

Minecraft refference ftw?

masterockets · April 01, 2011, 08:58:40 PM

Your ass is an everburning furnace that you can use