Object adventure

[Moriarty]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, [first thing to your right], team up with [first thing to your left], and his trusty weapon, [second thing to your left], to adventure through a strange and [adjective] world and take down the evil [thing directly behind you].

[Ad Bot]

[Sulfate]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, xbox controller, team up with blanket, and his trusty weapon, different color blanket, to adventure through a strange and biloveual world and take down the evil pillow.

wat

[hotshot87]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, a pencil, team up with IPoc, and his trusty weapon, door, to adventure through a strange and gay world and take down the evil chair.

damn that sounds gay.

[TehZeno]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, a Water tank, team up with Pepsi, and his trusty weapon, a wooden sword, to adventure through a strange and Amazing world and take down the evil black coat that Chokes people to death.

























 :o

[Altered]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, a lamp, team up with my sisters lamp, and his trusty weapon, my sister's chair, to adventure through a strange and black world and take down the evil dad

[Anti-Block]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, glass, team up with other glass, and his trusty weapon, glasses, to adventure through a strange and glass world and take down the evil mirror.

:|

[Night Fox]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, flashlight, team up with a body language book, and his trusty weapon, a desktop computer tower, to adventure through a strange and stranger world and take down the evil heater.

Makes perfect sense.

[ArfNarf]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, Guitar Hero (Guitar) team up with duct tape and his trusty weapon, wallet, to adventure through a strange an melted world and take down the evil SOCK MONKEY.

[Wehrmacht]

this is the tale of how you and your weapon, pokemon cards, team up with empty mountain dew bottle and his trusty weapon, bowl with spoon, to adventure through a strange and hot world and take down the evil closet.

[Tingalz]

this is the tale of copy/paste and you're a friend

[Trymos]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, A RC cola, team up with a food container with broccoli and shrimp, and his trusty weapon, A DS lite, to adventure through a strange and delicous world and take down the evil bed excluding matress.

[TristanLuigi]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, mouse, team up with CD, and his trusty weapon, printer, to adventure through a strange and badly drawn world and take down the evil gate.

[Skyfrost.]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, A computer mouse, team up with dance dance revolution, and his trusty weapon, Wii controller, to adventure through a strange and lovey world and take down the evil Dog.

[Placid]

This is the tale of how you and your weapon, the couch, team up with the table, and his trusty weapon, an iPod cord, to adventure through a strange and extremely homoloveual world.

[Moriarty]

this is the tale of copy/paste and you're a friend

ok bro