Author Topic: Quepir is in my house ;-;  (Read 2704 times)

;c
He won't leve

Shoot him
You're a Texan for crying out loud, I know you have a shotgun/rifle somewhere in your house

Shoot him
You're a Texan for crying out loud, I know you have a shotgun/rifle somewhere in your house
I'm a high-class Texan
Not a redneck

High class Texans have high class rifles.

High class Texans have high class rifles.
High class texans spend money on the finer things

High class Texans have high class rifles.
Sounds like High class Texans are...


Pretty High.

YEEAAAHHH!

High class texans spend money on the finer things
Like beer and flatbed trucks

Like beer and flatbed trucks
Like diamonds and big houses and wine and big princess beds and nice schools and fancy cheese and video games

Like diamonds and big houses and wine and big princess beds and nice schools and fancy cheese and video games
No wrong

Wrong wrong wrong

Now go get your gun

No wrong

Wrong wrong wrong

Now go get your gun
I. Don't. Have. A. Gun.

Because. My. Dad. Is. Overprotective.

I. Don't. Have. A. Gun.

Because. My. Dad. Is. Overprotective.
Well run him over with your diamond-encrusted flatbed truck


Well run him over with your diamond-encrusted flatbed truck
I don't have a flatbed. And the most diamonds we have are the ones on my stepmom's wedding ring.
YELL AT HIM
he's in New Mexico ATM

I don't have a flatbed. And the most diamonds we have are the ones on my stepmom's wedding ring. he's in New Mexico ATM
You could always step on him with your cowboy boots

You could always step on him with your cowboy boots
I outgrew my cowboy boots at horse riding camp last year