;cHe won't leve
Shoot himYou're a Texan for crying out loud, I know you have a shotgun/rifle somewhere in your house
High class Texans have high class rifles.
High class texans spend money on the finer things
Like beer and flatbed trucks
Like diamonds and big houses and wine and big princess beds and nice schools and fancy cheese and video games
No wrongWrong wrong wrongNow go get your gun
I. Don't. Have. A. Gun. Because. My. Dad. Is. Overprotective.
Well run him over with your diamond-encrusted flatbed truck
YELL AT HIM
I don't have a flatbed. And the most diamonds we have are the ones on my stepmom's wedding ring. he's in New Mexico ATM
You could always step on him with your cowboy boots