Poem Homework.

[ArfNarf]

For homework I have to write a poem fable and I am doing an EASY one.
(It also has to teach someone a lesson.)
I kinda used Angry Birds characters :D

Bird couldn't understand his homework so he asked Pig. "Pig, could you help me with my homework?" Bird asked. "No." Pig replied. "Why?" Bird asked. "Because I said so!" yelled Pig. "Pleeeasse!!!" said Bird. "No!" said Pig. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSS SEEEE???" asked Bird. Pig was asleep. So Bird did his homework and finished.

                                                        The next day at school...
"Please hand in your homework on my desk." said Mrs. Monkey. "OH NO!!! I DIDN'T DO IT!" thought Pig.
                      
                                                        Later...
"I got a 100!" said satisfied Bird. "I got a 0." muttered Pig.

                                                        THE END.

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[Kevdude]

What

[orange wolf]

*clap clap clap*

[Azzurolix]

I lost a few brain cells I believe.

[SkullCandy]

In 8th grade I wrote a lot of inappropriate poems. They were funny until I got detention :C.

[ArfNarf]

In 8th grade I wrote a lot of inappropriate poems. They were funny until I got detention :C.

Wut were they about?

[Kevdude]

Listen to 80's and 90's gothic and grunge rock, then write a poem

[Roknrollwill]

What grade?

[ArfNarf]

What grade?

Not tellin.

[Roknrollwill]

I hope you are in 2nd grade (This stuff should have been taught then :I)

[Shazoo]

Pig sure is a whiny little bitch.

[ArfNarf]

Pig sure is a whiny little bitch.

Yeah he is...

[Kevdude]

Bird sure is a whiny little bitch.

He represents the misdirection and angst we have as a teenager. This poem is deeper than just a simple story

[Dnitro]

I don't understand
Haiku at all anyways
Refridgerator

[SkullCandy]

Wut were they about?

I LOST MY SQUIRREL
I lost my squirrel!
I lost my squirrel!
It just fell off, now I’m a girl!