How do we stop American Obesity?

[Menen]

http://www.mybesthealthportal.net/disease-and-conditions/obesity/if-you-go-to-church-regularly-you-increase-your-risk-for-obesity-later-in-life.html

Its simple. We must get rid of Religion. It is the only way

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[Teneksi]

I support this.

[Frostbyte]

Strangley it's true...

[Qwepir]

Sadly this will never happen.
Too many humans still cling to their beliefs in adorable little sky wizards, no matter where they're from.

[lordfeline]

Sadly this will never happen.
Too many humans still cling to their beliefs in adorable little sky wizards, no matter where they're from.

well said.
"sky wizards.. tehee hee"

[Nepthan]

here we go again

[Qwepir]

here we go again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

[Tom]

Wow you people are stupid. 32% is barely even a correlation, and it's only 10% more than people who didn't attend church regularly. It doesn't help that the article was extremely badly written.

[BubbaGum]

There are plenty of ways to stop obesity without giving up religion. Religion is the least of our worries.

[_Rave_]

My 5 Step Plan to Raising a Healthier America

1.)  Upon birth, seize the children from their parents.
2.)  Relocate them to one of the many colonies.
3.)  Begin a strict eating, exercise, and education regiment.
4.)  3 years into plan, methodically slaughter all people over the age of 12, excluding teachers.
5.)  GET STRONG SMART PEOPLE.

[BubbaGum]

5.)  GET STRONG SMART PEOPLE.

I'm sorry but we're going to have to deport you. :c

[_Rave_]

I'm sorry but we're going to have to deport you. :c

Yeah I figured I would be "methodically slaughtered" during step 4, seeing as my arms are noodles. :P

[yuki]

You don't, now stop trying to run other people's lives you fascist

[JAW959]

You don't, now stop trying to run other people's lives you fascist

qft

[ZB]

The way to get people to stop being obese is simply to make them realize that all fast food tastes like stuff.