Best. Book. Ever.

[viper30000]

Title?


These tips help me succeed in life with helpful advice such as...

...8 Things Raccoon Will Try to Eat (But Can't)

...4 Reasons to Carry A Shovel At All Times

...How to suck at text messaging

...and when to use a semi colon.

Get. it. now.

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[viper30000]

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Link added: http://www.amazon.com/Reasons-Punch-Dolphin-Useful-Guides/dp/1449401163

[Night Fox]

When to use a semicolon:

I hate Rainbow; he's always in my face.

[LeetZero]

Wait what?

[Night Fox]

I don't know when to use a semicolon; this book will teach me.

[snot2]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

[viper30000]

I don't know when to use a semicolon; this book will teach me.

Well done good sir!

[Night Fox]

Well done good sir!

Nobody seems to know how to use a semicolon; I do.

[ßoltster]

It's not a joke book like you seem to be looking for; but it's one of the best books I've ever read.

[Dnitro]

I prefer


It has a flow chart to tell if someone is gay or not that you can use from a distance :D

[Night Fox]

It's not a joke book like you seem to be looking for; but it's one of the best books I've ever read.

Lol, a semicolon doesn't belong there, a comma does; I knew I was right.

[Azzurolix]

OH GOD LOL.

The Terrible C-Word one is absolutely hilarious.

[ßoltster]

Lol, a semicolon doesn't belong there, a comma does; I knew I was right.

I used it to connect two independent points into one sentence; therefore it does belong.

[viper30000]

"I gnaw on old car tires; it strengthens my jaw so I'll be better conditioned for bear combat."

[Night Fox]

I used it to connect two independent points into one sentence; therefore it does belong.

You shouldn't use semicolons where commas can go; it looks silly.
One exception being in a list containing commas within the items, such as this one:
Gates, Bill; Jobs, Steve; Pease, Barbara.