Last night I dreamed the school was having a party at my house for some reason, only my house was a bit larger and more intricate. I was with this friend of mine who I was having trust issues with for a while, and we got into some kind of trouble so we were sent to this back room where we were supposed to stay "until they found half of our blood around the rest of the house". My friend recognized the teacher who was watching us, at which point I too recognized her, and since my friend knew her he said something to me about how he'll introduce us since I was "new here" then I freaked out and reminded everyone that it was my house, because apparently not everyone knew that. Then the teacher left and I ran out of the house into the back yard, where there was a lot of lightning for some reason, then tired to call my friend on my cell phone and saw "don't" entered into my phone book above his name, and when I called him I saw a half lion half man thing lying on a table surrounded by candles and I was told by my own mind that the lion was my friend and that he has been crucified.
And this other time I had a dream where I was about to go do... something, but I went to the bathroom first. Then there was this middle aged woman with hair that was dyed red in there, naked, and she start taking off my clothes and pushing me to have love with her. In my dream she was my girlfriend. Eventually my richard was just about inside her but then I pulled out and told her I didn't want to forget her because I didn't like her that much and she just looked insulted and walked away.
I stuff you not, I could loving feel my richard in her. It was possibly the most realistic sensation a dream has ever brought me. I. stuff. You. Not.
