What do you think would happen if the world perfected time travel?

[DarkDX]

Go back in time.

Kill self.

Cause paradox.

Universe explodes.

No, no, no...

1.Go back in time.
2.Kill self.
3.???
4.Profit.

[Ad Bot]

[LegendZ]

No, no, no...

1.Go back in time.
2.Kill self.
3.???
4.Profit.

Your avatar, before Night Fox

will personally rip out your jugular and stuff in it.

[Mith]

I have determined that either:

A) I will not invent a time machine.

B) I will invent one but won't change the past.

C) I will invent one but will forget to talk to myself in the past.

or

D) I will invent one but I will go to the latest time that I have decided will be my first trip back in time.

[lordician]

Life just got an update, time travelling is now impossible.
Stop trying to hack life.

[The Titanium]

wonder how the forget that just happened

[Nexus]

Everything would go ape stuff crazy, until something happened that somehow caused time travel to not be invented, then everything would suddenly go back to normal as if time travel had never been invented.  Therefore, time travel cannot exist, because its existence would force iteself to ceace to exist.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Life just got an update, time travelling is now impossible.
Stop trying to hack life.

NEVARR! I B HAX0R FUR LFIEF!

On a serious note, it is impossible at this point, and if it did work, we would have chaos.
Portals, or teleportation on the other hand, could be useful.

Teleportation exists but they haven't found out a way to put the molecules back together.
And it won't work with such huge subjects, and breaking down every molecule of your body would probably (It WILL) kill you.

Portals are basically a wormhole

[SkullCandy]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU BUILT A TIME MACHINE, OUT OF A DELOREAN?

[IkeTheGeneric]

Going back in time and killing yourself WOULDN'T create a paradox. You would exist in that timeline even after dying before. Just because you die before you reach there doesn't mean that nothing happened, then.

You're already alive, so how could it kill you? You've already aged past that point, so killing your past self would just alter the past and the future from that point. It would also make returning to the future easier since there would be no future you.

[kanew2000]

I would go back in time just so I could kill the person making it.

No paradoxes. Ever.

[Tyler66]

Recover my lost Windows ME, XP, and 98 computers that my mother got rid of.

[SeventhSandwich]

Guys: Protip:
It's impossible to go back in time. Do not argue.

Yet it's possible to go forward in time. Wanna know how? Walk.

Every bit of velocity you add to yourself increases the amount of space you pass, which is tied to time.

A person going 150,000 MPH will see time as it is faster then a person sitting in a chair.

[ShadowStep]

Fix my first detention

[aml]

It's impossible to go back in time. Do not argue.

/thread

[Katamari007]