Author Topic: I will be running for president. (Read 2297 times)

IkeTheGeneric · April 09, 2011, 10:17:07 AM

I think that I can do better than any other president due to my cybernetic implants stimulating my intelligence.

If I manage to rack up enough votes, I will fix this country and possibly boycott everything I don't like!
I'll start by passing a bill to rename bills to something much more satisfying to say.

So how would a kid like me be president? Simple, I run for president.

There's nothing in the law about somebody from forty years from the future running for the president.

Also, I will get together a team of super-smart CIA-supermen who will create a hybrid between monster trucks and dinosaurs.

Discuss.

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Dodger · April 09, 2011, 10:21:57 AM

I will be a financial aid for this great man ^^^.

Mikiyikiy · April 09, 2011, 10:22:14 AM

Can I be the vice president?

IkeTheGeneric · April 09, 2011, 10:22:46 AM

Quote from: Dodger on April 09, 2011, 10:21:57 AM

I will be a financial aid for this great man ^^^.

I already have a lot of money, but thanks for offering help.

Quote from: Mikiyikiy on April 09, 2011, 10:22:14 AM

Can I be the vice president?

There's room for only one mike in the white house bro

Coolio · April 09, 2011, 10:52:59 AM

Ike for president!

Banana · April 09, 2011, 10:58:02 AM

Mr. Soon to be President, I have finished the blueprints for the monstersaur vehicle.
However, we require a dinosaur to complete the process.

Also, this is Super Secret, so do not read if you're not part of the Super CIA team.

PS: Super spelling mistake on "sergeant"