Washing machine: "Hi guys. I'm sorta smoking here."
Guy: "Why isn't it exploding yet? I got an idea!"
Washing machine: "Huh? What was that?"
*Guy gets a brick*
Washine machine: "Hey, what's that brick for? Uh... don't throw that at me. No. No. No!!!"
*Guy throws brick into washing machine*
Washing machine: *choke* "Agh! Why... Why... did you do this to... me?"
*Washing machine falls over and pieces break off and it shakes*
Guy: "Ha! So funny!"
Washing machine's dying words: "I... I'll get yo for this... AUGHAGAGAGHAUG---!"
*Washing machine stops shaking*
Seriously, though, that made me lol. It's hard to do that.