Oh my god my English teacher is stupid.

[rockslide26]

"loel if i hak techurz faecbuk acount... i cn maek money!!!!111111!1!!11!!" No.

Nonono, here is the story behind this amazing discovery.

It was an ordinary day, sitting at the lunch circle table thing
Friend: man I epic hacker I can change text on pictures lolololol
Me: that can't be considered hacking, that is just stupid
Friend: fine, but let's see you hack
Me: okay, pick a task for me, let's make a bet
Friend thinks for a minute
Friend: lolololol u can never ever get dis 1 u find teacher emails 4 me, four of dem, and you get $100 of my berfdai moneys you have one week. If u fail u pay me $100
Me: okay, deal.
We shake hands, the bet is sealed, and I have the emails for him now.

Tl;dr friend is stupid and thinks investigation is hacking.

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[Otis Da HousKat]

Don't hack it, if you do, don't do anything stupid.
If you log into her account and post one inappropriate thing, it could cost her job.

Do it and post about how much she hates her little stuff head students and wishes they would all forget off and die.

Then send a screenshot of it to the superintendent.

[rockslide26]

Do it and post about how much she hates her little stuff head students and wishes they would all forget off and die.

Then send a screenshot of it to the superintendent.

I could easily shop that without hacks.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I could easily shop that without hacks.

Yes, but you need legitimate reactions to the wall post and send a link too to show it's "real."

[Azzurolix]

Instead of being a richard, try to benefit yourself and tell her it's insecure. Don't push it though, if you tell her you can make it more secure she's gonna accuse you of wanting to hack her.

[rockslide26]

Yes, but you need legitimate reactions to the wall post and send a link too to show it's "real."

I should make fake accounts with the names of fellow students and post reactions, but not do anything, just let the stuff storm begin.

She also posted a damn picture of her wearing cat ears, damn teachers trying to be lovey.

[Coolio]

Don't do it. That's mean and unintentionally cruel.

[Pulchritude]

I should make fake accounts with the names of fellow students and post reactions, but not do anything, just let the stuff storm begin.

Sure, but that stuff can probably be tracked back to you. If they find you out, you're expelled. End of story.

[rockslide26]

Sure, but that stuff can probably be tracked back to you. If they find you out, you're expelled. End of story.

Hue we backtrace ip cyber polices

As of right now, I have done nothing, but damn, all of the teachers friended each other, so I have found at least ten emails and thirty six accounts on other sites that are quite.... questionable.

[Doomonkey]

All of our teachers have a staff email. Everyone knows their emails.

[HerpDerper]

Hue we backtrace ip cyber polices

As of right now, I have done nothing, but damn, all of the teachers friended each other, so I have found at least ten emails and thirty six accounts on other sites that are quite.... questionable.

Bullstuff, you thought I was seriously the friend you made this thread about.

[rockslide26]

Bullstuff, you thought I was seriously the friend you made this thread about.

If you can't recognize an obvious joke as a response to your joke thread, please go away.

[Doomonkey]

Bullstuff, you thought I was seriously the friend you made this thread about.

You're an idiot regardless, however.

[HerpDerper]

If you can't recognize an obvious joke as a response to your joke thread, please go away.

You didn't act like you were kidding.

[rockslide26]

You didn't act like you were kidding.

Well, if I had acted like I was kidding, the joke would be no longer funny to any degree.