Chuck Norris jokes.

[AirGlider]

Chuck Norris jokes have ended. Now comes a new reign of Charlie Sheen jokes 

lol true. Here,   <-- Have a cookie! But anyways...
Chuck Norris Killed 2 birds with 1 stone.
And...
Chuck Norris won the 1983 World Series Poker Tournament despite holding the 4 of clubs, the 9 of diamonds, a red #4 from the game UNO, the 10 of hearts, and a "Get out of Jail free" card.
Finally...
Chuck Norris created the Troll Face by roundhouse kicking Justin Beiber's so hard. Quickly the kid got face surgery along with a surgery that kept his Hi-Toned girly voice in key.

 

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[G-Dude]

oh yeah that guy.

[Sabbin]

Chuck Norris created the Troll Face by roundhouse kicking Justin Beiber's so hard. Quickly the kid got face surgery along with a surgery that kept his Hi-Toned girly voice in key.

 

This one was absolutely horrible.

[AirGlider]

This one was absolutely horrible.

well it's better than Just a Beaver aint it? 

[popman98]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[Isjix]

Chuck Norris peed in a semi's gastank as a joke and it became Optimus Prime.

[SlayerZ99]

Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Norris

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Norris

forget you. 

[Mr Man]

Every night before the boogey man goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris

There are no doors in Chuck norris's house, only walls that he walks through

Death once had a near-chuck norris experience

Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

If you drop a piece of toast near chuck norris, it will always land butter side up

[Trymos]

There was once a book about how chuck norris lost his godly powers and how he got it back. But chuck norris roundhouse kicked the author before the book got published.
Estimated battle time: 0.0 seconds.

[AirGlider]

@#!*%  you. 

Hey. Calm down.

[viper30000]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[kake]

no.

[BubbaGum]

no.

[AfterShock]

There was once a strip of islands called "The Virgin Isles"
After Chuck Norris got there, it was only called "The Isles"