Reminds me of when I went to my old high school. We were doing some experiment with eggs in Biology, making them shrink and expand and lose their shells. Well we had put them in the fridge in the teacher's lounge overnight to make them harden (They are loving weird looking when they harden). On the way back from the lounge carrying our eggs, me and a friend went into the bathroom and he slammed it into the mirror. It went all over the loving place, it splattered like nothing I've ever seen and looked like an amazingly huge snot rocket. After class I was walking by the bathroom we threw the egg in as the janitor was walking in. All I heard was him yelling, "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? EEEAAAUUGHHHH NOOOOO" I laughed so hard.