I may have found a solution to my problem

[LizzyRascal]

As many of you know, I have JRA, and no medications I've took had done stuff. But one day I was watching a documentary on Animal Planet about honey bees and found out something interesting, that bee stings are used as a treatment for Arthritis, so I went-a web surfin' and found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apitherapy

So during the summer, every outside place that I go to I will search for a honey bees nest. If I do happen to find one, I will swat at it multiple times then back up, put my arms out and say "Come at me."

Now, this can end in two ways, 1 being good. And 2 being bad, very bad.

But once I have my JRA out of the way, I will began working on my world destruction blueprints.


Discuss my plan.

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JRA?

[Daedalus]

JRA?

Juvenile rheumatic arthritis, if I remember correctly

[fred da kiko]

JRA?

Jail Raider A... forget it i give up

[LizzyRascal]

Juvenile rheumatic arthritis, if I remember correctly

Correct!

You won a new car!
It's actually Rheumatoid, but I'll let this one slip.

[Iban]

I will pay $5 to the first person who draws a picture of a girl in a wheelchair waving her arms in the air, screaming "COME AT ME BROS!" to a mob of angry honeybees.

[LizzyRascal]

I will pay $5 to the first person who draws a picture of a girl in a wheelchair waving her arms in the air, screaming "COME AT ME BROS!" to a mob of angry honeybees.

That would be good for my signature.

SOMEONE DO IT.

[Joekirk]

I will pay $5 to the first person who draws a picture of a girl in a wheelchair waving her arms in the air, screaming "COME AT ME BROS!" to a mob of angry honeybees.

This is undoubtedly a highly detailed picture, depicting that.  And for added affect she says "Come at me hoes."

[fred da kiko]

I will pay $5 to the first person who draws a picture of a girl in a wheelchair waving her arms in the air, screaming "COME AT ME BROS!" to a mob of angry honeybees.

as you can see she is spreading her legs as to allow the angry honeybees uninterrupted access...

[LizzyRascal]

Try harder.

[Daedalus]

Correct!

You won a new car!
It's actually Rheumatoid, but I'll let this one slip.

Where's my loving car? >:C
I'll also accept 500,000 dollars in travelers checks, or your virginity. Any of those three payments are acceptable.

[Joekirk]

Where's my loving car? >:C
I'll also accept 500,000 dollars in travelers checks, or your virginity. Any of those three payments are acceptable.

I'll give you all three 

[LizzyRascal]

Where's my loving car? >:C
I'll also accept 500,000 dollars in travelers checks, or your virginity. Any of those three payments are acceptable.

Joekirk will pay you.

[fred da kiko]

I'll give you all three 

LIES, you never had any of that virginity stuff...

[Iban]

Man it always kind of weirds me out when people hit on Lizzy because she's a 12 year old cripple with a terminal auto-immune disease.