You just woke up naked next to the hero of the last videogame you played.

[Ector]

Oh, hi there Beedrill...

[Ad Bot]

[Sr3889OX]

That guy. ...Does the rockworm count? I hope to god no.

[Trymos]

That guy. ...Does the rockworm count? I hope to god no.

It does.
R.I.P
Sr3889OX

[Red Cube]

To clarify, this is what I just woke up naked next to:

in the pooper? how bout MOUTH, BREAST, AND G-SPOT

Blockhead.

[Freeze]

Sup Chell.

[Dr.Block]

I was playing Skill's manly challenge so...

[Xinakam]

Spyro the dragon...
Oh god what?!

[Skateaton]

RAMIREZ, GET THE forget OUTTA MY BED USING THAT RPG, GO!

[Iban]

Spyro the dragon...
Oh god what?!

you're a furry so it's awwwwright.

[Sandvich]

oh mario

[Xinakam]

you're a furry so it's awwwwright.

Im not a furry... My childhood would be ruined!

[Riot]

 Oh dear god.

 

 At this rate, any Amazon barbarian is equivalent to a man. :<

 It would be okay if I were Conan or something along those characters.

[Dj Smash]

Vito Scaletta

[Dodger]

Man, those British SAS members from killing floor do know how to put up a good fight.

[Riot]

 So.. you were trying to rape one of them?