You just woke up naked next to the hero of the last videogame you played.

[ArcadeOfMISTER]

I was playing spore and i was destroying the grox
SHI-

*Your ship has just blown up. luckily to advanced technogly you surived.
There is a ship waiting for you at your home planet*

[Ad Bot]

[Kingdaro]

...

[otto-san]

the last game I played was surreal cosmos







wait what an astronaut saw me naked

[DrenDran]

the last game I played was surreal cosmos







wait what an astronaut saw me naked

Because the profession of every person who sees you naked matters?
Anyway, who would you consider the hero of TF2?

[Comatose]

The Demoman?


Oh god. There's a wayward pinch of potassium chloride in my starfish. I hope there isn't an errant twitch coming.

[yndaaa]

Because the profession of every person who sees you naked matters?
Anyway, who would you consider the hero of TF2?

all of them.

[Sefou]

NO
NIGHT FOX
BAD DOG

What?

[Muzzles56]

General Sorrano
He has a nice butterrichard
:MeGusta:

[otto-san]

Because the profession of every person who sees you naked matters?

no i mean


what was an astronaut doing in my room

furthermore, why was i sleeping naked?

[Sefou]

furthermore, why was i sleeping naked?

Why not? 

[snot2]

defence grid with glados

[sorrel]

Medic
<3

[CopBlock]

well im gonna pretend i didnt play black ops because theres no clear hero in mutliplayer, so i just woke up next to dante and he is pretty badass so i dont care if we had gay relations

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Ugh kratos i thought you gutted yourself.
*HEHESPOILERALERT*

[CopBlock]

Ugh kratos i thought you gutted yourself.
*HEHESPOILERALERT*

well arnt you a friend