Greenland floats off the Earth's surface and is heading to the moon!
Today at 7:56AM people of Denmark reported their territory, Greenland, has floated off the Earth's surface and will be on the moon around July 6, 2011.
People of Greenland who did not escape quickly enough went into space and died.
Scientists are trying to see if they can get most of Greenland back to Earth before it gets out of reach. Stay tuned to hear more.
Danish reporters have said things such as:
"det er værdiløs anyways"
"hvem dælen cares"
"hvad grønland"
If we cannot get Greenland back, all world maps will be modified to fit with the world, we will have to recalculate a few things in the Earth, etc.
Denmark's prime minister is very unhappy with this loss.
